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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

How Do You Lower Crime Rates In Salisbury? Allow Me To Explain...


Well, it's simple. You see, when you publish a press release you simply put the suspects name in PITTSVILLE, when they actually live in SALISBURY. 

Now we're not suggesting the crime didn't happen in Salisbury but we find it interesting that according to official records, this person lives in Salisbury but the SPD states they live elsewhere. 

You have to wonder just how many other OFFICIAL arrests have been handled the same way in the past. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kilbirnie Dr is in the county, not the city.

Anonymous said...

I know of one shoplifting name that didn't have a photo and was never charged with anything after they hit this page. I don't know why however.