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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Landlord Suspected Of Releasing Thousands Of Scorpions To Get Tenants Out

A man named Chen woke up recently to find a scorpion crawling over his body. Snapping on the bedroom light, he found his bedroom to be full of scorpions. He gathered his family and worked to capture several hundred of the arachnids. When they left the apartment, they found their neighbors had been battling the poison-tipped beasts, and their landlord, who wants them out to make way for a construction project, is suspected of letting them loose.

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7 comments:

lmclain said...

How in the heck does one ACQUIRE thousands of scorpions? If this story is true, the landord should be charged with assault, assault with intent to do bodily harm, attempted murder, conspiracy, and not wearing a seat belt. The last one is just thrown in there so the courts will take it seriously.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant! Black snakes and garden snakes are common to the eastern shore.....dump a bucket of them in a rental that is not paying their rent...that'll get em out.

Anonymous said...

better than elephants. thanks sjd

Anonymous said...

I have several camel spiders that come out at night on my front porch. Their great security for peeping toms.

Anonymous said...

11:46 AM

Oh get a life for goodness sake.

Anonymous said...

I have several camel spiders that come out at night on my front porch. Their great security for peeping toms.

August 10, 2011 5:56 PM

Do they glow in the dark or carry flashlights?

Anonymous said...

I bet he bought them with an independence card. lol