Ireton: It's Jimmy.
Chuck: Yeah, sure it is. What's the secret code.
Ireton: Secret Code, what are you talking about.
Chuck: After you spoofed Albero we made up a secret code, REMEMBER?
Ireton: Oh yeah, shoot, Antwan.
Chuck: 10-4 Jimmy, what's up?
Ireton: It's dead down here for 3rd Friday. Send out an e-mail to everyone on our list and tell them to come on down.
Chuck: Who's there now?
Ireton: No one that will talk to me. I'm standing down by Parker Place all alone. Bring me something I can give away so people will like me again.
Chuck: Like what, we've given just about everything away to the Daily Times, remember.
Ireton: Damn, we did. Come on Chuck, your the creative one. Do we have any Obama shirts?
Chuck: Nope, you gave them all out at the last toga party in Rehoboth.
Ireton: Well, we've got some coffee mugs we were going to give away to all the employees for Christmas, how about those.
Chuck: What are you going to give the employees at Christmas then?
Ireton: How about those cheap key rings with a key to the city on them.
Chuck: Yeah, your probably going to lose anyway, but what the heck.
Ireton: WHAT!
Chuck: Oh nothing, I was talking to a friend who's buying a scratch off ticket.
Ireton: Oh, I thought you were talking about the election.
Chuck: Oh, uh, no, that wasn't it at all. I'll stop by the building and get some mugs.
Ireton: Well hurry up. It doesn't look good standing here with no one around me. How long will it take you to get here.
Chuck: Its gonna take a while. I have to change all my light bulbs to CFL's. Then we have to drop off Obama 2012 bumper stickers with Laura. O'Malley has a conference call at six to save the bay. The NAACP wants to see the new floor plans for the 500 housing units you want to build downtown. You know who wants to discuss the EDU's for the reduced rates. I think we have one developer who wants them all. Barrie wants another meeting at the Chamber but don't tell anyone, it's a secret again.
Ireton: Come on Chuck, can you get someone else to get the mugs. I can't keep standing here.
Albero then walks up, pats Jimmy on the back and says, how are you Jim. Jim rolls eyes and says, it's Friday. He then says, don't call me, I'll call you.
And THAT was 3rd Friday, July 2012.