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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Anitra Yolanda Pirkle 1983 - 2009 R.I.P.



I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date of birth and spoke the following date with tears.

But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. (l900-l970)

For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth... And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars...the house...the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard... Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we've never loved before. If we treat each other with respect, And more often wear a smile... Remembering that this special dash Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy's being read With your life's actions to rehash... Would you be proud of the things they say About how you spent your dash?

On a personal note: I had the distinct honor of meeting Anitra's Mother Anne in person last night and I must tell ALL of you just how grateful the entire Family is of your support. This is truly a very special woman with a wonderful and loving Family. Anitra's Service today at the Family Worship Center Truth Ministries Church of God on West Road filled the Church with around 400 to 500 people showing their support and this had to make the Pirkle Family proud. The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office escorted the Family with great honor and support as well. Anne will always have a beautiful Angel looking over her on this earth.

Nothing in Pocomoke will change until 'Boss Hogg' Russ Blake is removed from office.

There have been a few requests that I write more articles about local news here in Pocomoke City. I agree that we have gotten into topics of national politics and other things but we are a local blog.

The stated purpose of the Pocomoke Tattler and my blogging is to expose the open corruption at City Hall and rid the citizens of our un-elected dictator, City Manager “Boss Hogg” Russ Blake who has ruled Pocomoke City as his private fiefdom for 33-years.

Did you know the average term for a city manager is 3 to 7 years for two basic reasons?

First: The position is a political appointee and as we have all seen in Washington DC over the past few weeks that when a new administration takes office, new people are ‘appointed’ to head up various departments old ones removed, its the way of the world.

Has anyone asked their councilman or mayor why there has not been a new City Manager appointed in the past 33-years?

Second: The reason for rotating a city manager every 3 to 7 years is the potential to amass too much power in controlling a government entity by one person who answers to no one.

That is exactly what has happened to Pocomoke City in allowing one man to run the city whom is not accountable to the voters or citizens and has been given a license to steal by the elected officials.

When he is occasionally “caught” and exposed by citizens, like for adjusting his utility bills on personal rental properties down to virtually nothing, he simply says oops I made a mistake and pays the money back.

What about everything he has NOT been caught for?

The Pocomoke City Council has never enacted a law or ordinance that requires true disclosure by city employees if they have ANY interest in any business entity that does ANY business with the city. In the non-corrupt government there are regulations that require disclosure or ANY type of ownership. (Even Salisbury requires disclosures)

Example:

Boss Hogg owns 500 shares of common stock in Microsoft and the city purchases Microsoft windows and office products. The disclosure would look like:

I own 500 shares of common stock in Microsoft that were purchased through the stock exchange and are part of my retirement portfolio. The ownership of this stock is a fractional percentage of the company and any purchases or service contracts with the city do not create a specific cash flow or personal profit for me or the immediate members of my family.

Or another example could be:

I am the managing member or majority shareholder of XYZ, LLC that has been contracted by the city to perform $2 million dollars worth of work at the DelMarVa Discovery Center. I am a member of the Board of Directors at the Discovery Center. Due to my position as City Manager I am personally responsible for obtaining the $2-million dollars in government grants that will pay for these services.

As majority owner of XYZ, LLC based on our bid for the project being closed and non-competitive, I will personally profit $800,000.00 for simply steering this contract using public funds because there is zero accountability required of me.

Non-corrupt communities have disclosure ordinances on the books but here in Pocomoke City it would probably cost Boss Hogg and his cronies, thousands to millions if they had to make this type of disclosure.

Example of open corruption: Boss Hogg should have been terminated on the spot for self-dealing with the employment contracts he wrote and had the Mayor and council sign on the eve of Mike McDermott’s first election.

Mayor McDermott did not have the cajones to insist on Boss Hoggs termination, letting down each and every person who voted for him in the belief he would keep his word to clean house at City Hall.

Boss Hogg destroyed his incriminating employment contract, while it was under formal request to be disclosed by a properly submitted Maryland Public Information Act request. Destruction of government documents is a criminal offense carrying penalties of fines and imprisonment, yet Boss Hogg was not given so much as a public admonishment or reprimand for this criminal act.

I have recently been asked why I sound like a broken record constantly harping about City Manager ‘Boss Hogg’ Russ Blake by stating that nothing in Pocomoke City will change until Boss Hogg is removed from office.

The answer is simple:

Boss Hogg is still a criminal.

Boss Hogg is still the longest sitting City Manager in the history of the United States of America.

Boss Hogg continues to darken the doorways of Pocomoke City Hall.

Nothing in Pocomoke will change until Russ Blake is removed from office.

It’s Pocomoke…

Every Animal Is Getting Adopted At The Wicomico Humane Society


"Hi again,

Forgot to tell you that Taz, Moo-Moo, Bear, Holly, Brenda Lee and Willie Nelson have all been adopted! Yay!

Linda"

We will have a new Post up tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM with new pets available at the Humane Society. Remember Folks, they're closed Sunday and Monday. Thanks for keeping us up to speed Linda!

Two Can Play That Game!


While the Daily Times brought forth an interesting article today referencing Pollitt addresses effect of economy on county, they CONVENIENTLY neglected to mention that while Mayor Barrie Tilghman was scheduled to speak at 10:55 AM, she refused to show up, (like her fellow friends at the Red Cross Fundraiser recently did to her) and left everyone in the dark. Barrie was scheduled to be a speaker and participate for the City of Salisbury, WHAT SHE'S PAID TO DO and represent the Citizens. This was an extremely important meeting.

Bitter, mad and worn out, Barrie Tilghman is pulling the old Wayne Gilchrest moves and is turning her back on everyone. In the very least she could have called and said she wasn't going to make it but that just wasn't the case. She could have sent Louise Smith or even Gary Comegys but again, that wasn't the case.

Folks, you better think real hard who you want representing Salisbury for the next 4 years because my guess is, Salisbury is so deep in debt they don't want to share or discuss any of it. Remember how the Mayor said she'd have something for Mike Dunn after he left the City Council? Do you think someone may have made the same offer to the Mayor if they get elected? I doubt much is going to change at all, if you ask me.

Who Won Yesterday's Monster Truck Contest?

Click on image to enlarge.

Ashley Peek
&
Cindy Whetzel
Your tickets will be available at the Will Call Window at the Civic Center for the 2:00 Show TODAY! Enjoy and CONGRATULATIONS!

Some People Are Just Sick In The Head!

What God Put Together Let No Man Part!!!

Anitra's Guest Book

Please feel free to use this guest book to say good-bye to Anitra and/or leave messages for her family and friends...
She was a wonderful daughter, sister, and friend and she will be dearly missed... may you rest in peace Anitra and always look over us...

Friday, January 30, 2009

I apologize...
Due to some 'not so nice' comments left tonight I have temporarily removed Anitra's guest book since verizon has not made it easy for me to find a way to approve comments. I will get this back up asap.

Anitra, may both you and your family find peace...

Today's Grapevine

GRAPEVINE

Stop the negative tone

I applaud the editorial this week about the loss of a good candidate because of smears against him by bloggers. And yet, some Salisbury City Council members remain quite loyal to this blogger, as does one Salisbury mayoral hopeful. Some of us believe they must renounce the tone of these blogs and stand up for this community. Will they?


zazu9999 wrote:
"I applaud the editorial this week about the loss of a good candidate because of smears against him by bloggers."

That editorial was packed with lies. That is why the DT was forced to delete all comments, and suspend any further discussion of that article.

The "blogger" told the truth- that this person had been charged with crimes in the past. If you cannot handle the disclosure of the details of your background, then you shouldn't run for office. Period.

'And yet, some Salisbury City Council members remain quite loyal to this blogger, as does one Salisbury mayoral hopeful."

More like he remains loyal to any anti-FOB candidate. Joe Albero is far from perfect, but he has consistently told the truth about Tilghman, Comegys and the rest of the FOB's.
1/31/2009 4:58:14 AM

HISTORICAL MOMENTS BY GEORGE CHEVALLIER

HEARTBREAK



Pictured above is a large cent of 1851. The cent was found in a box left by my great-uncle when he died in October, 1954, aged 69. My grandmother told me the story behind the initials crudely punched into the coin. It seems that Uncle Johnny (the JPK on one side of the coin were his initials for John P. Kelly) was in love with a girl whose initials were JSD. According to my grandmother, his sister, she broke his heart. Either she didn’t know who it was or she wouldn’t tell me. I can only guess that he put the initials on the coin as a grim reminder of his love lost. The hole in the middle was probably put there at the same time as the initials and he may have worn it around his neck. The 1851 date on the coin means the coin was in circulation for over 50 years and shows the wear of the many years since it was struck. As a result, he never got married. He lived his entire life in one room in the Brewington Building, which is on the NW corner of Main and Division Streets. Many will remember it as the old Read’s Drug Store. He never owned or lived in a home. He worked his way up to shipping supervisor at the Manhattan Shirt Factory which is now Season’s Best Antique Mall. That worked out nicely for him as he never owned a car and his employment was within walking distance. He also ushered at St. Francis de Sales Church which was also downtown within walking distance. You could find him there every Sunday.

In this day of people owning multiple homes for a variety of reasons, this is how one man’s life was changed by a simple act of amorous rejection. He apparently settled into his way of life and it was actually a very simple life. When he died, he had enough in the bank to buy several homes and a car. But, by this time, he had made the adjustments to his life that suited him and who is to say he didn’t have the right idea. A nice orderly life is something that few seek today. Somewhere along the line we have developed the mentality that we always have to have more. Satisfaction is a very personal thing and something we have more control over than we think. The screen saver on my computer was taken from a sign my grandmother had in her kitchen. It reads, “Happiness is liking what you’re doing, not doing what you like.” A lot of wisdom from an old cedar sign with its pinked edges.

So, something as mundane as an old coin with some initials punched into it may just have a story to tell. This one did and I was just lucky enough to have someone still around that could tell it.

GEOBAMA

Soon To Be Extinct

Here are 24 things about to become extinct in America (written 2008). It's a long read, but interesting and worthwhile. Think about them.

24. Yellow Pages - This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry. Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like an acceleration of the print 'fade rate,' and the looming recession will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years

23. Classified Ads - The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of the future that could signal the end of civilization as we know it. The argument is that if newspaper classifieds are replaced by free online listings at sites like Craigslist.org and Google Base, then newspapers are not far behind them.

22. Movie Rental Stores - While Netflix is looking up at the moment, Blockbuster keeps closing store locations by the hundreds. It still has about 6,000 left across the world, but those keep dwindling and the stock is down considerably in 2008, especially since the company gave up a quest of Circuit City. Movie Gallery, which owned the Hollywood Video brand, closed up shop earlier this year. Countless small video chains and mom-and-pop stores have given up the ghost already.

21. Dial-up Internet Access - Dial-up connections have fallen from 40% in 2001 to 10% in 2008. The combination of an infrastructure to accommodate affordable high speed Internet connections and the disappearing home phone have all but pounded the final nail in the coffin of dial-up Internet access.

20. Phone Land Lines - According to a survey from the National Center for Health Statistics, at the end of 2007, nearly one in six homes was cell-only and, of those homes that had land lines, one in eight only received calls on their cells.

19. Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs - Maryland's icon, the blue crab, has been fading away in Chesapeake Bay. Last year Maryland saw the lowest harvest (22 million pounds) since 1945. Just four decades ago the bay produced 96 million pounds. The population is down 70% since 1990, when they first did a formal count. There are only about 120 million crabs in the bay and they think they need 200 million for a sustainable population. Over-fishing, pollution, invasive species and global warming get the blame.

18. VCRs - For the better part of three decades, the VCR was a best-seller and staple in every American household until being completely decimated by the DVD, and now the Digital Video Recorder (DVR). In fact, the only remnants of the VHS age at your local Wal-Mart or Radio Shack are blank VHS tapes these days. Prerecorded VHS tapes are largely gone and VHS decks are practically nowhere to be found. They served us so well.

17. Ash Trees - In the late 1990s, a pretty, iridescent green species of beetle, now known as the emerald ash borer, hitched a ride to North America with ash wood products imported from eastern Asia. In less than a decade, its larvae have killed millions of trees in the Midwest, and continue to spread. They've killed more than 30 million ash trees in southeastern Michigan alone, with tens of millions more lost in Ohio and Indiana. More than 7.5 billion ash trees are currently at risk.

16. Ham Radio - Amateur radio operators enjoy personal (and often worldwide) wireless communications with each other and are able to support their communities with emergency and disaster communications if necessary, while increasing their personal knowledge of electronics and radio theory. However, proliferation of the Internet and its popularity among youth has caused the decline of amateur radio. In the past five years alone, the number of people holding active ham radio licenses has dropped by 50,000, even though Morse Code is no longer a requirement.

15. The Swimming Hole - Thanks to our litigious society, swimming holes are becoming a thing of the past. '20/20' reports that swimming hole owners, like Robert Every in High Falls, NY, are shutting them down out of worry that if someone gets hurt, they'll sue. And that's exactly what happened in Seattle. The city of Bellingham was sued by Katie Hofstetter who was paralyzed in a fall at a popular swimming hole in Whatcom Falls Park. As injuries occur and lawsuits follow, expect more swimming holes to post 'Keep out!' signs.

14. Answering Machines - The increasing disappearance of answering machines is directly tied to No. 20 in our list -- the decline of land lines. According to USA Today, the number of homes that only use cell phones jumped 159% between 2004 and 2007. It has been particularly bad in New York; since 2000, land line usage has dropped 55%. It's logical that as cell phones rise, many of them replacing traditional land lines, that there will be fewer answering machines.

13. Cameras That Use Film - It doesn't require a statistician to prove the rapid disappearance of the film camera in America. Just look to companies like Nikon, the professional's choice for quality camera equipment. In 2006, it announced that it would stop making film cameras, pointing to the shrinking market -- only 3% of its sales in 2005, compared to 75% of sales from digital cameras and equipment.

12. Incandescent Bulbs - Before a few years ago, the standard 60-watt (or, yikes, 100-watt) bulb was the mainstay of every U.S. home. With the green movement and all-things-sustainable-energy crowd, the Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb (CFL) is largely replacing the older, Edison-era incandescent bulb. The EPA reports that 2007 sales for Energy Star CFLs nearly doubled from 2006, and these sales accounted for approximately 20 percent of the U.S. light bulb market. And
according to USA Today, a new energy bill plans to phase out incandescent bulbs in the next four to 12 years.

11. Stand-Alone Bowling Alleys - Bowling Balls US claims there are still 60 million Americans who bowl at least once a year, but many are not bowling in stand-alone bowling alleys. Today most new bowling alleys are part of facilities for all types or recreation including laser tag, go-karts, bumper cars, video game arcades, climbing walls and glow miniature golf. Bowling lanes also have been added to many nontraditional venues such as adult communities, hotels and resorts, and gambling casinos.

10. The Milkman - According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, in 1950 over half of the milk delivered was to the home in quart bottles, by 1963 it was about a third and by 2001 it represented only 0.4 percent. Nowadays most milk is sold through supermarkets in gallon jugs. The steady decline in home-delivered milk is blamed, of course, on the rise of the supermarket, better home refrigeration and longer-lasting milk. Although some milkmen still make the rounds in pockets of the U.S., they are certainly a dying breed.

9. Hand-Written Letters - In 2006, the Radicati Group estimated that, worldwide, 183 billion e-mails were sent each day --two million each second. By November of 2007, an estimated 3.3 billion Earthlings owned cell phones, and 80% of the world's population had access to cell phone coverage. In 2004, half-a-trillion text messages were sent, and the number has no doubt increased exponentially since then. So where amongst this gorge of gabble is there room for the elegant, polite hand-written letter?

8. Wild Horses - It is estimated that 100 years ago, as many as two million horses were roaming free within the United States. In 2001, National Geographic News estimated that the wild horse population had decreased to about 50,000 head. Currently, the National Wild Horse and Burro Advisory Board states that there are 32,000 free roaming horses in ten Western states, with half of them residing in Nevada. The Bureau of Land Management is seeking to reduce the total number of free range horses to 27,000, possibly by selective euthanasia.

7. Personal Checks - According to an American Bankers Association report, a net 23% of consumers plan to decrease their use of checks over the next two years, while a net 14% plan to increase their use of PIN debit. Bill payment remains the last stronghold of paper-based payments -- for the time being. Checks continue to be the most commonly used bill payment method, with 71% of consumers paying at least one recurring bill per month by writing a check. However, on a bill-by-bill basis, checks account for only 49% of consumers' recurring bill payments (down from 72% in 2001 and 60% in 2003).

6. Drive-in Theaters - During the peak in 1958, there were more than 4,000 drive-in theaters in this country, but in 2007 only 405 drive-ins were still operating. Exactly zero new drive-ins have been built since 2005. Only one reopened in 2005 and five reopened in 2006, so there isn't much of a movement toward reviving the closed ones.

5. Mumps and Measles - Despite what's been in the news lately, measles and mumps actually, truly, are disappearing from the United States. In 1964, 212,000 cases of mumps were reported in the U.S. By 1983, this figure had dropped to 3,000, thanks to a vigorous vaccination program. Prior to the introduction of the measles vaccine, approximately half a million cases of measles were reported in the U.S. annually, resulting in 450 deaths. In 2005, only 66 cases were recorded.

4. Honey Bees - Perhaps nothing on our list of disappearing America is so dire, plummeting so enormously, and so necessary to the survival of our food supply as the honey bee. Very scary. 'Colony Collapse Disorder,' or CCD, has spread throughout the U.S. and Europe over the past few years, wiping out 50% to 90% of the colonies of many beekeepers -- and along with it, their livelihood.

3. News Magazines and TV News - While the TV evening newscasts haven't gone anywhere over the last several decades, their audiences have. In 1984, in a story about the diminishing returns of the evening news, the New York Times reported that all three network evening-news programs combined had only 40.9 million viewers. Fast forward to 2008, and what they have today is half that.

2. Analog TV - According to the Consumer Electronics Association, 85% of homes in the U.S. get their television programming through cable or satellite providers. For the remaining 15% -- or 13 million individuals -- who are using rabbit ears or a large outdoor antenna to get their local stations, change is in the air. If you are one of these people, you'll need to get a new TV or a converter box in order to get the new stations which will only be broadcast in digital.

1. The Family Farm - Since the 1930s, the number of family farms has been declining rapidly. According to the USDA, 5.3 million farms dotted the nation in 1950, but this number had declined to 2.1 million by the 2003 farm census (data from the 2007 census hasn't yet been published). Ninety-one percent of the U.S. FARMS are small Family Farms.

Both interesting and saddening, isn't it? Is this progress?

US Air Crash Landing In The Hudson River

AP Late breaking news -- there were fatalities caused by the US Air crash after the commercial flight landed in the Hudson River. Unfortunately 547 personal litigation lawyers drowned or froze to death trying to swim in the waters to the plane to solicit new clients.

Authorities thought about barricading the banks of the Hudson, but considered it best for all concerned to let nature take its course.

Funny Blonde Joke

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in West Virginia and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

Respect?

A Modest Proposal

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way.

Here is a model dissolution agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks.

We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot. Since it often so offends you we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete and hang on. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, Bob.
German, American & All Around Good Guy

P.S. Also, we'll throw in Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda.

What's Your Score?

OK, all you old timers, see if you can do this.

PS; Younger folks try it to, it's fun.

This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score
is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult
for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this
to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line and let
them know your score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as well.
Good luck youngsters.

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really mean
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night G racie
E.. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B.. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hou r
G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing
women's stockings....
A.. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream....
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
&nbs p;& nbsp; E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broc coli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV

20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors



Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17.. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

2009 Stella Awards

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'!

For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.

Here are the Stella's for the past year:

7TH PLACE:
Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

6TH PLACE:
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Go ahead, grab your head scratcher.

5TH PLACE:
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.

Keep scratching. There are more.

4TH PLACE:
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas , garnered 4th Place in the Stella 'S
when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard.

Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

Grrrrr ..... Scratch, scratch.

3RD PLACE:
Third place goes to Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?

Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in there; there are only two more Stella's
to go...

2ND PLACE:
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 ...oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.


1ST PLACE: .....May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich.
Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

You can't fix stupid, and now its profitable!!

As many of you know, some are wives tales but they are always fun and funny.

Classified Ads

Don't forget to check out today's Classified Ads. The link is on the right hand side of the Blog.

Salisbury Police Department Press Releases

On January 28, 2009 at approximately 10:31 am, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department were on routine patrol in the area of Florida Avenue and Smith St. and stopped a vehicle operated by the below listed suspect for a traffic violation. Due to the actions of the suspect during the stop, a K-9 scan was requested of the vehicle. A K-9 from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded and made a positive indication on the vehicle for the presence of controlled dangerous substances. The vehicle was checked and paraphernalia containing suspected cocaine was located.

ARRESTED: Lewis Kimble, III, 34 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES: Possession of CDS/paraphernalia

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking CC # 200900003067

On January 28, 2009 at approximately 7:28 pm, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to a field on the five hundred (500) block of Delaware Avenue for the report of an unresponsive male subject. Upon arrival the officers met with witnesses and observed a male subject that had suffered an apparent gunshot to the head area. The victim was identified as 31 year old Lamont Cornelious Mitchell, of Salisbury and was pronounced dead at the scene. Interviews with family members indicated that the victim had communicated his intent with a family member just prior to the incident. On this date, the victim was transported to the Maryland Medical Examiner’s Office for an autopsy. The Medical Examiner has ruled this death as self inflicted.

At the time of this incident the victim was a suspect in a homicide that occurred in the county, currently under investigation by the Maryland State Police. The Maryland State Police will address this in a forthcoming release. CC # 200900003134

Friday, January 30, 2009

The Answer To Tonight's Question


From the base to the summit the volcano Mauna Kea in Hawaii is the tallest. Most of it just happens to be under water. Mt. McKinley in Alaska is the tallest on land: Mt. Everest is the highest but not the tallest because it starts on the high Tibetan Plateau.
Go back to the other Post in a few minutes and see every one's answers and thanks for playing! OH, the Civic Center will open up at 10:00 tomorrow morning to sell tickets for a few hours. This makes it very convenient for anyone who wants to purchase tickets to the Fight as they don't open often on weekends.

Monster Truck Contest

Folks, be sure to keep your eyes open for the contest winners for the Monster Truck Tickets BEFORE NOON TOMORROW. The Show is at 2:00 and I have to have the names into the Civic Center by 10:00 AM. So keep your eyes open to Salisbury News for the winners.

2 FREE FERNANDO GUERRERO CONTEST TICKETS NOW!



OK, here's your question.

What is the tallest mountain in the world?

The first person to answer this question correctly will win 2 FREE tickets to the Feb. 6th ESPN 2 Fight at the Wicomico Civic Center. Remember, if you have already won you do not qualify, so please allow others to win.

REMEMBER, you must use your full name in order to win.

Good Luck Everyone.......

Gannett Corporation Testing New Record Lows

Today, Gannett Corporation, The Daily Times parent Company - (trading symbol GCI) - stock price fell dramatically. The stock price is testing new record low territory whereby it fell today to $5.64/Share.

There is not much room left between the bottom and where it is presently trading at.

Click here to see today's action:

http://finance.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:GCI

FREE Monster Truck Show Tickets!


Tell me why YOU think YOUR Family deserves to WIN 4 FREE tickets to the Monster Truck Show tomorrow at 2:00 PM and the best two answers will be the winners of TWO Family Packs of 4 tickets each, (a total of 8 tickets) to the Monster Truck Saturday Matinee Show. Remember Folks, you have to stick around and watch what might pop up because you never know what might be next. Good Luck! Send your answers to, alberobutzo@wmconnect.com. You have until midnight tonight to send in your answer.


(Salisbury, MD) Checkered Flag Productions and the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center presents the Monster Truck Winter Nationals. This event marks the 20th anniversary of the Monster Truck Winter Nationals. The entire family will love the car crushing and engine-revving action. The infamous Tranasaurus will also be joining the Monster Trucks. Watch in awe as this giant mangles cars and breathes fire.


You can save money and time waiting in line by ordering tickets before the show in advance. Tickets for the Friday, January 30 and Saturday, January 31 7:30pm performance are $17.75 plus fees for adults and $10 plus fees for children 12 and under when purchased in advance. Seats to the Saturday, January 31 matinee (2:00pm) are $15 plus fees for adults and $10 plus fees for children 12 and under when purchased in advance. The Saturday matinee will also feature a free race car driving experience in the AMP Stockcar Racing Simulator.

Tickets are on sale now online at http://www.wicomicociviccenter.org%20%14www.wicomicociviccenter.org/, at the Wicomico Youth and Civic Center Box Office (M-F 8-5 PM), or can be charged by phone at 410-548-4911. Join us for an event that the entire family is sure to love.

For more show information, please visit http://www.wicomicociviccenter.org" or visit http://www.checkeredflagproductions.com/.

Anitra Pinkle Fund


WBOC Jumps On Board HERE.

Steele First Black Man To Chair RNC


Former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele was elected first black Republican
National Committee chairman on Friday.

MORE DETAILS: http://www.wbaltv.com/tu/5EdOERd3P.html

DON'T FORGET HISTORICAL MOMENTS BY GEORGE CHEVALLIER


HISTORICAL MOMENTS BY GEORGE CHEVALLIER will be up at exactly 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. You're going to love this one!

Days Past


The white card has now been replaced with the word, BLOGGER.

The Proud History Of Salisbury News

Just what was it that created the drive to start Salisbury News?

Well, the drive was based on several meetings with the Mayor over the dead animals at the Salisbury Zoo and her acting like she cared. We sat in a lengthy meeting that included John Pick, Mayor Tilghman and myself. I brought out clear evidence/proof/documents showing animals had been treated poorly as well as how many had died. Included in the paperwork was the necropsy reports proving how each animal had died.

After that meeting I was expecting a call from the Mayor as she had assured me she would get right on this and handle it. A few days went by and nothing. A week went by and I started calling, no reply. I started sending out e-mail messages to her and again, nothing. She took ALL of this information and simply covered it up.

We had our arguments and the once polite nice Mayor started turning into a monster and the next thing I knew there were Press Conferences doing all she could to make me look like a Nut Job to the Public. What the Mayor didn't realize was that I had an Ex Wife who played many games. My Ex Mother in Law, well, she was a master at games. When the Daily Times refused to play the entire thing out fairly, I started my own Blog and here's what I said to both the Mayor and the Public.

I will get rid of John Jacobs, Jim Rapp, Carrie Samis, Dan Ciancitto, Mike Dunn, Lynn Cathcart, Barrie Tilghman and eventually David See and Bill Gordy. HOW AM I DOING SO FAR FOLKS? David See just announced he'll be retiring in June and the ONLY one left is that spending freak Bill Gordy.

I am ONE MAN who has gone up against a small army and I have defeated these people with the TRUTH! I exposed what no one was willing to expose and your darned right I take pride in the ownership of removing all of these people from their positions.

Now, why would I come out now and say all of this? Because Salisbury News has been through enough! What Mayor of a City in their right mind would sue one of their very own taxpayers for telling the truth and think it's OK? You can stand up to City Hall and WIN! It may have taken a few years to do so but believe me, it's been well worth it.

Here's the end result. Joe Albero and Salisbury News are still here while the people we felt were causing the most amount of damage are pretty much gone. Just how many times are people like Lynn Cathcart and Barrie Tilghman going to cry out the Blogs are the worst thing on earth any more? LOOK IN A MIRROR YOU IDIOTS! While you people are leaving, honest ones are replacing you. Go away and don't look back because it will take 20+ years to fix what all of you have broken. While Salisbury heals, believe me, no one wants to hear or see you people ever again, don't look back!

Its Time To Get Up, NOW!

Remember The Seaford Pet Emporium?


Remember that famous comment by their employee Katie, "I guess the owner must have pissed you off; What did he not let you suck his D!CK?" Sorry Folks but that is a quote. Then the Owner came back with, "This is the owner of Seaford Pet Emporium, Edward Wagner. Please keep this blog as ong as you'd like, my attorney is working on a slander suit as we blog.
have a fagtasic day"


Well isn't KARMA a biotch! The below article was posted in The Guide this week. ROTFLMAO!


KIDNAPPED:
Pet Store Mascot 6 lb. Choc. Toy Poodle (Bellina)
KIDNAPPER:
Approx. 20 yrs. old, blonde, 5'6", 120 lbs.
Last seen at Seaford Pet Emporium, Sat. 1/24/09, 3:30 pm leaving in a dark color Mustang or sedan. Kidnapper's photos posted at location. Pls help! Can you identify these photos? REWARD for the safe return of Bellina. Call 1-800-BITE-ME, Joey with any info.
22410 Rt. 13
Seaford, DE
1-800-BITE-ME

RUN PUPPY, RUN!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS BLONDS!!!!!!

Below are two articles we covered on them several months ago.

http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2008/08/katie-owner-of-pet-emporium-are-idiots.html

http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2008/07/pet-emporium-in-seaford-sucks.html

A Message From Anne Pirkle


To Joe, Eric and Boniblu,

It is with a humble heart as my tears continue I say thank you for the wonderful job that you did for my daughter I wish you could have known her. My love goes out to you all, also the community for all of the support they have shown us.

God bless you all.

Ann Pirkle the Mother of Anitra Pirkle

UPDATE: So far the Family has raised $757.00 towards the Funeral costs. Please use the link just below to help the Family cover this expense.
Please GO HERE to make a donation via Pay Pal to help assist the Family with the Funeral costs.

Viewing/Funeral Info:

Viewing: Friday Jan 30 5-8
@ Bennie Smith Funeral Home
Isabella Street

Funeral Svc:
Saturday, Jan 31 @ 12 Noon
Family Worship Center
1707 West Rd.

Two Very Interesting Quotes

Two very interesting quotes, the second one being the most astonishing.

"If the American people ever allow the banks to control the issuance of their currency, first by inflation, and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property, until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered ... I sincerely believe that the banking institutions having the issuing power of money are more dangerous to liberty than standing armies." --Thomas Jefferson

And then this... "Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism"
-Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867

Today's Grapevine

"Web logs and politics

The only way to limit the influence of destructive Web blogs on Salisbury politics is to make those blogs a liability for politicians who use them. This goes for blogs that thrive on personal attacks and bullying. Any candidates who use these blogs to promote themselves will not receive my vote -- period. Any candidate who publicly repudiates these blogs will have my ear and a chance for my vote. Remember what happened to Andy Harris. Are you reading this, Debbie Campbell, Tim Chaney, Bob Caldwell and Jim Ireton?"

Ladies & Gentlemen, will you get a load of that crap! The BLOGS, meaning, and only meaning Salisbury News, has grown SO LARGE, now they want to say don't vote for any candidate that uses the Blogs to promote their campaign.

Here they have some Idiot using ANONYMOUS in the Grapevine suggesting such a thing simply because the Daily Times is failing like there's no tomorrow. The Tilghman Administration has lost all control and Salisbury News has exposed both the Administration AND the Daily Times.

Look, no matter which way you look at it, it's a compliment. Salisbury News without a question has blown away the Daily Times in readership and they're toast. While we're at it though, why doesn't this person denounce the Salvation Army, the Mulford Family, Relay for Life, Humane Society, Wicomico County Government, Kids of Honor, State Police, Sheriff's Office, shall I go on?????????

In reply I'd say, DO NOT VOTE for ANY Candidate that uses the Daily Times to promote their campaign. First let me start by saying, I'M USING MY NAME and NOT hiding behind anonymous. You can get double the reward here by not voting for that candidate AND dropping your subscription to the Daily Times. You can then come here for FREE and enjoy real time news and never get sent as bill. Oh, I should add, you'll also be saving millions of trees around the world.

Senate Passes Digital Delay Again

WASHINGTON, D.C.: The U.S. Senate has again voted to delay the transition to digital television.

Thursday night, the Senate unanimously voted - again - to postpone the transition date from February 17th until June 12th.

They are concerned that many Americans won't be able to make the switch before TV stations shut off their analog signals.

The Senate passed a similar measure that was defeated in the House, which will take up the amended bill next week.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28930229

Breaking News! Duran Moss Convicted Of 1st & 2nd Degree Murder


GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

Back on July 5tyh 2008 we delivered THIS STORY on Duran Moss. I was just informed that his trial is over and the Jury convicted him on all counts. In fact, the Jury came out after only 15 minutes and asked the Judge if they found him guilty of 1st degree murder, is he guilty of 2nd degree murder too? The Judge replied, YES. You heard it here first Ladies & Gentlemen. Below is a portion of the Press Release from July 5th.

Narrative: On July 5, 2008 at approximately 0120 hours, Wicomico County Deputies responded to a burglary call in the area of Rose Street, Salisbury, Wicomico County, Maryland. Upon arrival, deputies observed an individual who was acting suspicious in the area. Deputies attempted to contact the individual regarding the burglary complaint. The individual fled on foot from the deputies and deputies gave chase. After a brief foot pursuit, the deputies apprehended the subject who was identified as Duran M. Moss. Moss had been avoiding arrest since a warrant was issued on May 13, 2008 for First Degree Murder. Moss was also wanted on a warrant for Robbery through the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office. A search of Moss revealed a loaded 9mm handgun that was reported stolen in 2005 and approximately 14 grams of suspected cocaine. Moss was served two open warrants and additional charges of possession of a stolen handgun and intent to distribute CDS.

Lynn Cathcart Speaks Out Again


Citizens, elected officials can change society's tone
January 30, 2009

As we enter a season where Salisbury's voters will elect a mayor and two members of the council, there are a few things I would like voters, candidates and elected officials to consider.

There are standards of civil behavior we all recognize, but often fail to apply to ourselves. Recently, this community demonstrated that it can be caring and sympathetic by raising lots of money to aid a sick child.

This same community includes cowardly individuals who engage in gossip-mongering through anonymous postings on blogs and in print media.

When masked by anonymity, those individuals seem to feel they have a free pass to engage in distortion of the truth, rudeness and name-calling. Rather than seeking common ground, such dialogue gives way to shrill hyperbole which can polarize our community.

Citizens, elected representatives and those contending for public office can do much to change the political landscape by treating each other with respect in a civil fashion. Candidates for office should do what they can to see that their supporters behave in a civil manner as well.

I am often asked why anyone would want to run for public office and be trashed in anonymous postings on a blog site or in print. Gossip and anonymous rhetoric certainly does not promote good government, nor does it encourage people to step up and be willing to serve the public.

Citizens, candidates and supporters should consider carefully what they say or write and have the decency to associate their names with their remarks.

Lynn Cathcart

Salisbury

GO HERE to see the entire letter and comments below.

The Smart Car

The Smart car ....
What we will be driving next?


But look at all of the 'great new choices'
We will have from 'The SMART Car'....

The Smorvette!



The Smaudi A3 AWD!



The Smamborghini!



The Smorsche!



The Smorsche Targa!


And last, but not least,

The Smerrari!

Some Guys Got It...Some Guys Don't

New Funding for SPD???

The Salisbury Fire Department has been the subject of many posts on this blog and I'm sure others. As proven over and over the leadership or lack there of, at SFD has absolutely no regard for taxpayer dollars. We all know they could not have squandered the millions upon millions of dollars they have without help from the mayor , Gary Comegys, Louise Smith, Shanie Shields, Mike Dunn and Lynn Cathcart.

When you get your donation request from SFD this year, instead of a donation send them a note that says I am donating to Salisbury Police Department because the money to fight crime has been spent on a fire house, trucks, paint and lights .

HEY SPD, next time you need a car to respond to a crime scene, just go get one of those SFD cars...flashing lights are flashing lights, no one will bother to read if it says police or fire.

New Berlin Art Studio to Feature Fiber Arts


Berlin's newest art studio may be off the beaten track, but it represent the continuation of the town's emphasis on regional arts. Upper Room Studio is located on Logtown Road, just off Route 50, in a cozy studio space. The business specializes in spinning wheels, looms, and fiber art accessories, and plans to offer classes in spinning, weaving, felting and jewelry making.

Interest in fiber art has been growing, in our area and around the country. A lot of knitters and crocheters are branching out into spinning and weaving,” says proprietor Lisa Lilley. “We wanted to share our love of the fiber arts with the community,” adds Monika Lilley, the other half of this mother-daughter business team.

Upper Room Studio sells spinning wheels and looms by internationally known companies Louet, Schacht, and Ashford, and will soon be adding products from Kromski to their inventory. Handcrafted items including jewelry, shawls, purses, and hand-spun yarn are also available for purchase.

A grand opening celebration will be held at the studio on Saturday, February 14 from 10am to 4pm. There will be fiber art demonstrations, door prizes and refreshments. Guests are welcome to test drive the eleven showroom spinning wheels.

Even those with no background in the fiber arts often catch the spinning and weaving bug after sitting down at a wheel or loom, warn the Lilleys. “It's creative and meditative and has a connection to the handicrafts of our ancestors. For a lot of people, it's a meaningful antidote to the modern world of mass production,” says Monika Lilley.

Upper Room Studio is located at 8525 Logtown Road. More information about upcoming events can be found on the company's blog, www.upperroomstudio.blogspot.com. For more information, or for directions, call (443) 373-3115 or email upperroomstudio1@gmail.com.

Google Announces Free In-Home Wireless Broadband Service


"Dark porcelain" project offers self-installed plumbing-based Internet access

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., April 1, 2007 - Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)™, a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users' plumbing systems. The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system.

"We've got that whole organizing-the-world's-information thing more or less under control," said Google Co-founder and President Larry Page, a longtime supporter of so-called "dark porcelain" research and development. "What's interesting, though, is how many different modalities there are for actually getting that information to you - not to mention from you."

For years, data carriers have confronted the "last hundred yards" problem for delivering data from local networks into individual homes. Now Google has successfully devised a "last hundred smelly yards" solution that takes advantage of preexisting plumbing and sewage systems and their related hydraulic data-transmission capabilities. "There's actually a thriving little underground community that's been studying this exact solution for a long time," says Page. "And today our Toilet ISP team is pleased to be leading the way through the sewers, up out of your toilet and - splat - right onto your PC."

Users who sign up online for the TiSP system will receive a full home self-installation kit, which includes a spindle of fiber-optic cable, a TiSP wireless router, installation CD and setup guide. Home installation is a simple matter of GFlushing™ the fiber-optic cable down to the nearest TiSP Access Node, then plugging the other end into the network port of your Google-provided TiSP wireless router. Within sixty minutes, the Access Node's crack team of Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) should have your internet connection up and running.

"I couldn't be more excited about, and am only slightly grossed out by, this remarkable new product," said Marissa Mayer, Google's Vice President of Search Products and User Experience. "I firmly believe TiSP will be a breakthrough product, particularly for those users who, like Larry himself, do much of their best thinking in the bathroom."

Interested consumers, contractually obligated partners and deeply skeptical and quietly competitive backbiters can learn more about TiSP at http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html.

About Google Inc.
Google's innovative search technologies connect millions of people around the world with information every day. Founded in 1998 by Stanford Ph.D. wannabes Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Google today is a top web property in all major global markets. Google's targeted advertising program provides businesses of all sizes with measurable results, while enhancing the overall web experience for users. Google is headquartered in Silicon Valley with offices throughout the Americas, Europe and Asia. For more information, visit http://www.google.com/.

Water Power

Obama


Click on image to enlarge.

Thirsty????

Florida Ladder Trucks Allowed To Stop For Food

LEESBURG, Fla. -- City officials debated this week whether firefighters returning from emergency calls should stop off at local eateries to pick up meals for themselves.

In a 3-2 decision, commissioners reverted to a former city policy, effectively allowing firefighters to use the department's ladder trucks to stop for food during their shifts.

Late last year, City Manager Jay Evans changed the internal policy so that members of the department had to return the large trucks between calls and use a smaller vehicle to get food. Firefighters were not happy with his policy change and asked commissioners to allow them to use trucks to make food runs

GO HERE to read the entire story.

Coastal Kids Consignment Sales Spring 2009 Event

Coastal Kids Consignment Sales Spring 2009 event

Now accepting Consignors, Volunteers, New Moms

and Advertising Sponsors!

www.coastal-kids.com

Coastal Kids Consignment Sales is a semi-annual consignment event held each year in the spring and fall providing a great opportunity for local families to clean out closets and attics and cash in on their kids high quality, gently used items. Less work than a yard sale and more money in your pocket than traditional consignment stores!

Children often outgrow their clothes, gear and toys faster than parents can afford to replace them. Make money by recycling outgrown items and earn up to 65% of the sales price. You decide the price; tag the item with an easy to use online computerized inventory system and it will be sold for you! You do not have to be present to sell. Volunteer to work the event and increase your profit percentage. Coastal Kids will mail you a check within two weeks of sale close.

Public Sale

Wicomico Youth & Civic Center

Friday April 3, 2009 from 9am – 4pm

(Shop Friday for best selection)

Saturday April 4, 2009 from 9am – 1pm

(Many items ½ price on Saturday)

Private Pre-sale

As a volunteer, advertising sponsor, new mom or consignor of 25 items or more, you will have the opportunity to shop before everyone else for best selection and pricing. Non-transferrable pre-sale pass required for entrance and will be mailed.

Event Pre-sale: Thursday April 2, 2009 from 4 – 7pm

½ price event Pre-sale: Friday April 3, 2009 from 5 – 7pm

Looking for a fresh idea for fundraising? Coastal Kids Consignment can help! Instead of asking friends and families to buy something, ask them to clean out their kids clutter and donate their high quality, gently used children’s items to your organization. Your organization then becomes a consignor at our event and earns 65% of your sales.

New for spring is a Maternity section featuring maternity clothing and accessories such as breast pumps, nursing items and more. A new Teen Boutique will include clothing & accessories geared towards teens as well as Prom and dance dresses and suits! Local baby/children’s boutiques will also feature brand new past season and discontinued items at deep discounts.

This is a cash only event and all sales are final. Admission for adults is just $1 at the door. Children are free and welcome to accompany parents while they shop however due to space constraints strollers are no longer permitted to be brought in so please plan accordingly. Shopping baskets available or bring your own basket to hold items while you shop. To learn more about selling items, shopping the sale, registering as a new parent, fundraisers or becoming an advertising sponsor visit www.coastal-kids.com or call 410-603-3925.

Daily Times Readers Keeps Asking The Same Question With No Reply?


This is why Gary Comegys should be elected mayor!
posted at 12/14/2008 2:16 PM EST on delmarvanow.com

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I've asked again and again for something, anything Gary has done for the city of Salisbury, and no one has come up with ANYTHING! I thought I'd try a more organized attempt in a forum to try to uncover something. Comon' people. He must have done something positive! Think hard!

Perhaps we can help answer their question here on Salisbury News, since no one is willing to answer the question on the Daily Times?

GO HERE to see the official forum on the Daily Times.

Cell Phone - Google Information Please

This is something you may wish to use. The telephone company charges $1.50 for information.

Here's a number worth putting in your cell phone, or your home phone speed dial: 1-800-goog411. This is an awesome service from Google, and it's free -- great when you are on the road.

Don't waste your money on information calls and don't waste your time manually dialing the number. I am driving along in my car and I need to call the golf course and I don't know the number. I hit the speed dial for information that I have programmed.

The voice at the other end says, "City & State." I say, "Garland, Texas." He says, "Business, Name or Type of Service." I say, Fire Wheel Golf Course." He says, "Connecting" and Fire Wheel answers the phone. How great is that? This is nationwide and it is absolutely free!

Click on the link below and watch the short clip for a quick > demonstration.

http://www.google.com/goog411

Found Cat

Why City Folk shouldn't move to the Country (actual poster)

Amazing Athletes


SALISBURY – Congratulations to these two Parkside High School student athletes. Kristin Morris and Chelsea Lahey traveled over 700 miles to Indianapolis, Indiana along with their 34 teammates to capture the title of JamFest National Cheerleading Champions in the Large Senior Level 5 All-girl Division.

These young ladies are members of an elite and nationally ranked competitive cheerleading team out of Glen Burnie, Maryland, Maryland Twisters F5. Not only did they win their division, but they were awarded a full paid bid to cheerleading Worlds held in Orlando, Florida in April and the Maryland Twisters F5 team is definitely a contender to win Cheerleading Worlds in 2009.

There were 470 teams and over 9000 cheerleaders battling for the prestigious titles. Dedication and commitment is what has inspired these athletes to travel a minimum of 3 times per week to just outside of the Baltimore area for practices. (2 hrs. each way) Their friends have commented that the amount of time, travel, and expense of this commitment is ridiculous. However, these ladies have in mind a bigger goal, full paid college cheerleading scholarships.

Chelsea, a senior in high school, was just accepted to Louisville in Kentucky and hopes to make the college cheerleading team. The girls agree that without discipline and focus they would not have been victorious last weekend over the 2008 reigning 0World Cheerleading Championship team, “World Cup ~ Shooting Stars”. The next venue for a National Championship title is with NCA in Dallas, Texas in February and will be televised on ESPN. Kristin is the daughter of Lori & Michael Benson of Salisbury and Chelsea is the daughter of Mike Lahey of Salisbury and Cathy Landon of Crisfield.