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Thursday, October 13, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: FIRE CHIEF DOUG JONES FINDS SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE IN FRONT YARD

Fire Chief of 9 Doug Jones found a package in his front yard. Hazmat has been called. Delmar road is shut down.


The fire depts called are 5,9,12,14 and 74. Along with decons. Address is 25067 Delmar Road.

Also along with hazmat team out of 16.

UPDATE: We were told there's a 2 liter bottle with duct tape around it in his front yard. Firefighters, (for some reason) are texting eachother talking about an explosion and now additional departments are being called in, like Hebron.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why the Hazmat team? Doesn't the cops handle this kind of thing?

Anonymous said...

Fire depts bored? That many under foot something bad bound to happen unless it's another hoax.

Anonymous said...

A little bit of over kill, wouldn't you say.

Probably someone's trash that blew out of the back of the truck.

Anonymous said...

uh, a 2 ltr bottle with DUCT TAPE

sure, could be it's just trash from someone's yard

but there's also a homemade bomb folks make with that

ain't funny

Anonymous said...

ain't funny

October 13, 2011 5:06 PM

You is. lol

Anonymous said...

Amazing that the tax payers money was wasted on this call and almost a week later no word on if his son built it. I heard he told some friends he did make it but didn't think it would turn out like it did. He should still have to pay for the call.