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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Female Boss

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her
boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I worked at a company once in which every Friday during this nice weather all the guys would take off for an extended lunch and go play golf while the women continued to work. So after several weeks of this, I decided to make a ritual for all the women in the office. After the men left for golf, I would load up my van with all of the women and we went to a little hole in the wall bar for the best Friday special burgers. This place conveniently passed the golfing field. So we would pull out front of the field and blow the horn and wave at our co-workers and then take off squealing to enjoy the day as well.