PICKUP LINE

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye, and said, "Listen here good-looking, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, at the front door, at the back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean...it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a mayor too. What city are you with?"