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49 comments:
shut up!
Birds of a feather flock together
I've got a little job for you.
D.Madara
Always check your spelling!
Your turn to roll it.
stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
Whenever we would say "I wish I had..."
She would reply with "Sh*t in one hand and wish in the other and see which hand fills up first..."
Consider the source!
if they lie they will cheat, and if they cheat they will lie.
"This is the day the Lord hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Every morning at the breakfast table...
Just you wait till your Father gets home. You'll be sorry for what you did.
“Gosh all fish hooks” instead of cursing.
Life is not fair and this world owes you nothing.
Eat your veggies!
"Your grounded!"
You made your bed, now you sleep in it.
The road to Hell is paved with your "good intentions."
Eat what's on your plate or you can go to bed hungry.
Wait until your father comes home!!!!
I don't care what everyone else is doing YOUR NOT
Treat others the way you want to be treated.
you made your bed , now lay in it
Stay away from the window during the storm. You made your bed now lie in it. Don't turn your nose up you might drown if it rains
Why do you want to marry *that* girl? Why buy a cow when you can get all the milk you want for free?
I'll show you where the wild goose goes if you don't knock it off.
Wear clean underwear , in case you're in an accident .
wait till your father gets home...
"Everything you think about doing, I've already done it!"
Oh and...."You can fool some people, but you cant fool your mama!"
Jesus Christmas, what’s your farting hurry! (She wouldn’t dare swear, but wanted my dad to slow down in the car)
Jake Day is a -“&$....clown
I'm losing my religion young man.
"Oh what an awful web we weave when first we practice to deceive."
1. Things happen in 3's.
2. Don't screw your face up like that. It might freeze that way.
Get me a whiskey or I’ll beat you.
get out!
Hurry up so we can get back....
Always wear a condom, even if the girl says she is on birth control pills.
"Maybe"...anytime I wanted something that she had no intention of getting me
"Whatever it is, things always work out for the best."
If your not early, you are late.
She didn't actually say it,but we knew she was a really good cook & we ate what she cooked or didn't get anything else.
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out!”
“If you don’t like it, there’s the door. Don’t let it hit you where the good Lord split you!”
If she cant use your comb, don't bring her home!
A hard head makes a soft a$$.
They dont have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Mom, I'm hungry (after just eating)...Good, now eat some air biscuits! AYCE too!
Never buy cheap shoes.
It's a bad rat that ain't got but one hole!
I love you.
Bring me a beer, you little rug rat.
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