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Friday, April 05, 2019

Bill, Hillary Clinton frozen out of Democrat Party

How would you like to spend an evening with the Clintons? No?? You'd rather have a hot-sauce enema??

Huh.

Bill and Hill are hitting the road to prove their irrelevancy on a 13-stop tour, and the bakers dozen dates cover just enough time and real estate to bore audiences to tears as they deliver their own political eulogies.

The Clintons have always been Obama jelly beans, and I'm sure they're seething with envy over Michelle Obama's wildly successful "Becoming" book and tour, so they're trying to bottle a little of her magic lightning.

They might as well fart in a jar, because the whole thing is a putrid and empty exercise in lying as they'll gloss over Hillary's embarrassing 2016 loss when she blew the presidency at first and goal with two timeouts left, and they'll try to pretend his presidency was a progressive master class.

More herehttps://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/bill-and-hillary-clinton-have-been-frozen-out-of-the-democratic-party-kennedy

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This writer is a master of words. I couldn't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

They need to find some hobby other than torturing us.

Anonymous said...

Those are two families that should have their citizenship revoked the Clinton and Obamas. Jimmy Carter was the real deal, left the presidency to give himself to working for Habitat, and living out life as a good old country boy.

Anonymous said...

they should be frozen out of Everything...

Anonymous said...

They won't be freezing in the afterlife.