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Monday, March 25, 2019

Beto O’Rourke: “I Was Only Arrested Because of My Nickname”

El Paso, TX – The 1990’s were a mix of punk band shows, spending family dollars and getting arrested for Texas Presidential hopeful Robert “Beto” Francis O’Rourke. The former congressman was arrested twice: once for driving while intoxicated and another time for jumping a fence into the University of Texas El Paso Facility (which Beto says proves walls don’t work).

Beto, the candidates nickname for Robert, has never denied being arrested but in an effort to double down on previous claims that police officers are killing unarmed people at a “frightening level” is now raising the stakes even higher that his base will enjoy any anti-cop rhetoric he can muster. Beto happily took to the internet Saturday morning with his normal high energy approach:

HAVE I BEEN ARRESTED? YES. HAVE I PARTICIPATED IN INSIDER TRADING? YES. WAS A PART OF A HACKING CULT? YES. DID I WRITE ABOUT A FICTIONAL DESIRE TO KILL CHILDREN? YES. BUT WAS I CAUGHT BECAUSE I HAVE A LATINO NICKNAME? PROBABLY. AT THIS POINT IT’S SAFE TO SAY I WAS ONLY ARRESTED BECAUSE OF MY NICKNAME, WHICH IS DISTINCTLY LATINO.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beto the "best ego todate"

Anonymous said...

another democrat hoodlum.

Anonymous said...

You were arrested because you are a tool.

Anonymous said...

and marketing on what little public record he has

Anonymous said...

WTF

Anonymous said...


Yep. Gotta be entrapment. Stakeout in middle of the night and only arresting the DUI drivers with Beta as their handle but not as their given name.

He makes Zero look talented.

Anonymous said...

YEAH. Hrs most definitely been talking to OBAMA.

Anonymous said...

Any skateboarding and or punk rock in your past should immediately disqualify you for public office. Both activities “lifestyles” include devil worship and hard drug use.

Bubba Clinton said...

Walls DO work idiot, you got caught pissant.