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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

ALERT from the Far Side



JUST IN: Trump just did the most horrendous thing. He dared to use a Kleenex instead of his typical linen hankie when he sneezed during this morning's budget meeting at the White House. 

Will Kleenex survive the backlash of his endorsement? 

Some Democrat spokespersons have indicated Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer will be leading the charge to oust Kleenex from market chains throughout America. Multiple Liberal groups have piled on, preparing protests for the entire month of March and into April.

Just another day in Trump Deranged Hysteria... More lies at 5, 6 & 11!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kleenex lowered their tissue count and upped the price again.
They tried that once before and had to take it back.
They are trying it once again.

Anonymous said...

Ok! All you Trump supporters we can't let Kleenex go down without a fight so everyone to show support go out and buy 2 boxes of kleenex to show those liberals we are no longer the silent majority!! (sic)

Anonymous said...

And that's how they make fake news, baby! Yahoo!

Anonymous said...

Trump uses Kleenex to sneeze in. Liberal snowflakes use Kleenex to cry in. :-)

Anonymous said...

Macy's and Nordstrom's announced that they will no longer carry Kleenex.

Maxine Waters declared that Trump was using all white Kleenex tissues because he's racists.

CNN Did a report on How the brother of Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un was killed in an airport by an assassin using a tissue "Similar" to the one Trump used.

Chuck Schumer called for investigations on "Who paid for the Kleenex" and what did they expect in return?"

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the Action for hankie's group will stage protests and smash windows.

Anonymous said...

The makers of Puffs filed a lawsuit seeking equal time.

Anonymous said...

Wait until Maxine Waters gets hold of this. She will label Trump racist and elitist for using a white tissue.

Anonymous said...

MOLLY! When's the PROTEST scheduled? Are we picketing the CVS, Rite Aid or Walgreens or all three?

Anonymous said...

Molly, it must suck to be the town joke. Wish I had sympathy but I don't because you get what you deserve. Go grab a Puffs, Kleenex is off limits to Liberals.

Anonymous said...

4:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Almost spit my beer all over

Anonymous said...

The also make Scott toilet tissue. I'm not giving that up for some wimpy cloud-soft tissue that my fingers go through when wiping. Maybe it's that Liberals want us to blot, not wipe.

Anonymous said...


To get to the bottom of this issue....Nancy, Chuckie and pals aren't so upset by the use of a facial tissue to capture a sneeze as they are by fear the President's implicit endorsement will lead more red-blooded Americans to use the same product.

That glazed, brown-eyed look they have is driven by knowledge that paper firms make tissues that come in boxes and tissue that comes on rolls. Because they are so full of it they fear any shift to facial tissues will leave them with a messy situation on their hands.

Fake news, in part.

Anonymous said...

Well, Obama was NOT OUR President either > Take that !!!

Anonymous said...

She looks like Rosie Odonnell !!!

Anonymous said...

Ah to read the hysterical nonsense of the Left in their fake news quagmire is such a delight! Wonder what tomorrow's fakery will reveal?

Anonymous said...

722 you sound like a lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Fake News started with Obama and Hillary !!!

Anonymous said...

The only people that can honestly say "not my President" are not Americans. Just because someone didn't vote for him, does not make the duly elected President not THEIR President. Americans only have one President, period. If someone claims Trump is not their President, then that is a renunciation of their citizenship, pure and simple....So get the hell out!