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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Cajun Economics

Cajun Economics

It’s a slow day in Mamou, Louisiana. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a traveling Shreveport salesman is driving through town. He stops at the Hotel Cazan and lays a $100 bill on the desk, saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one in which to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, Bosco, the owner, grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to Boudreaux the butcher.

Boudreaux takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to Trosclair the pig farmer.

Trosclair takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at T-Boy’s Farmers Co-op, the local supplier of feed and fuel.

T-Boy, at the Farmer’s Co-op, takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, Clarise, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.

Clarise rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with Bosco, the hotel owner.

Bosco then places the $100 back on the counter so the travelling salesman will not suspect anything.

At that moment the salesman comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

The whole town is now out of debt. However, no one produced anything... no one earned anything...and no one has anything left.

And that, my friend, is how the United States Government has been conducting business lately!


Anonymous said...

Spot on!!

Anonymous said...

I sent that to my whole address book. How true.

Anonymous said...

Perfectly described!

Anonymous said...

WHHOOOOAAAAAA!!!! Wait a minute! Nobody paid taxes on that hundred dollars? If they did, there would only be about 35 left when the guy came downstairs, LOL!