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Saturday, March 14, 2020

Parents Worried They'll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Government Schools Shut Down

U.S.—Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children now that government schools have temporarily shut down.

Those who send their children to public schools registered their displeasure at the government for not doing its main job of indoctrinating their children, even temporarily.

"Raise, educate, and parent my children?" said one exasperated mother as her teen sat at home, bored and with nothing to do. "But that's the government's job! What am I supposed to do? Teach them things? Instill them with my values? Train them up in the way that they should go?"

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This article is a joke - right? 😂

Anonymous said...

They can’t raise the children.

It takes a tribe.

That’s what they have been told

Anonymous said...

Couldn’t be more spot on/ as satirical as the piece is, it hits a lot closer to home than many would imagine

TheRealRay said...

Is this a real story or a joke ?

Anonymous said...

Wow
Or wham

I don’t know but you nailed it

Anonymous said...

That is the Liberal socialist way. Parents are supposed to allow the government to raise their children to become dependent on the government. Not self sufficient.

Anonymous said...

That's right for two weeks you will actually have to FEED your own children and take care of them.. NO FREE food or babysitter for your little darlings. Meanwhile, the teachers won't be disrespected and cursed etc by your little brats! Maybe you can spend some time teaching them respect and to actually stay in class and learn ..........oh that's right it's too late now you have already failed at your parenting job!

Anonymous said...

Ray, ever heard of the Babylon Bee or the Onion? Sometimes it's prudent to click the link and get your own answer instead of admitting your ignorance first.

Anonymous said...

Yep they have to learn how to babysit !!!!