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Monday, March 12, 2018

Will the free-falling 8.5 ton Chinese space station crash into lower Michigan?

An out-of-control Chinese space station with 'highly toxic' chemicals onboard that is currently hurtling toward earth may crash into lower Michigan, it has been revealed.

It is believed China's first prototype station, Tiangong-1, will come crashing back to the planet around April 3, experts say.

US research organization Aerospace Corporation revealed that parts of southern Lower Michigan are among the regions that have the highest probability of being hit by falling debris, according to MLive.com.

But agencies will only know the precise date Tiangong-1 will impact and exactly where debris will fall during the finals weeks of its decline.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Detroit would be good.

Anonymous said...

if only

Anonymous said...

As long as it doesn't fall on another 8 letter state that begins with an M.

Anonymous said...

China eh? Don't they own a bunch of our debt?

Hmmm, I believe there is an opportunity to sit down and discuss that matter AND an out of control space station heading toward Michigan (or any other State).

I'm definitely sure a compromise is forthcoming!

Anonymous said...

Bet it lands on a steel mill ... China is sneaky

Anonymous said...

CHICAGO, IL would be a great alternative

Anonymous said...

Hopefully it will fall right in the middle of a muslim enclave.

Anonymous said...

maybe the wind will blow it further west

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Target practice for our military

Anonymous said...

Hope it wipes out Detroit.

Anonymous said...

Let it fall on Pelosi's House !!!