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Thursday, April 27, 2017

THE FENCE TEST...

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 
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If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
 
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
 
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 
 
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
 
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow , so much truth in a few short words.

Anonymous said...

So true!

Anonymous said...

If a Republican hears the Stars Spangled Banner he faces the flag, removes his hat, put his hand over his heart and may even sing.

If a Democrat hears the Stars Spangled Banner he sees it as an opportunity to get a hot dog.

Anonymous said...

Do not go back to sleep America.

Anonymous said...

These are the very reasons I switched my registration from Democrat to Republican. I was ashamed of the Democratic Party and what it's become.

Anonymous said...

A free thinker understands that as long as the world is split into "us vs them" we will never get anything done.

A free thinker understands that the world is not black and white and that there are many shades in between.

A free thinker understands that just because my view on one topic may lean conservative or liberal, it does not require all of my views to be so.

A free thinker understands that when presented with compelling evidence it is prudent and pertinent to change ones mind, and that things aren't true just because one wants them to be.

Anonymous said...

12:17pm
An intelligent thinker understands that not everyone is like him.

An intelligent thinker understands that most people are reactive beings and that trying to be rational is wasted energy.

An intelligent thinker knows that once the gloves are off they do not go back on until one side prevails.

Free thinker is another name of intelligent punching bag. At some point you will need to fight for your beliefs. Brains does not trump Brawn in a fight and it wont stop a bullet. The world is not a lovely place filled with misguided souls that just need enlightenment.

Wake up dummy.

Anonymous said...

If a Democrat doesn't like abortion, she doesn't have one.

If a Republican doesn't like abortion, he tries to make sure nobody can have one.

If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.

If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.

I can do this all day.

lmclain said...

no, you can't.

Anonymous said...

@2:54

Ah.. the irony... don't you see? The people with the biggest brains generally have the best bullets, the best tactics, and the most efficient fighting force... which by definition is the strongest.

An intelligent thinker IS a free thinker...