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Monday, December 08, 2014

Government Tells Americans To Stop Eating Cookie Dough

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has issued an order that millions of Americans will likely find impossible to carry out: stop eating raw cookie dough.

“Avoid raw or partially cooked eggs or foods containing raw eggs, such as cookie dough,” USDA advised in an email over the weekend.

Carrying out that simple 15-word recommendation would radically change millions of lives, from families who routinely bake cookies and invite the kids to scoop batter out of the bowl, to people who scarf down pre-packaged cookie dough, to everyone who eats cookie dough found in ice cream.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My mother's been telling me this for 50 years. It used to make her sick when as children we would lick the beaters when she made cookies and cakes.
"You are eating raw eggs" she would say while gagging.

Anonymous said...

No way! I'm 60 Y.O., and I will NOT QUIT!

LadyLiddy said...

Amen Anon 10:11

Anonymous said...

Damned and determined not to let us die happy...

Anonymous said...

Hey USDA suck it.