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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Question Of The Day 1-25-14

"It's so cold _______"
Fill In The Blank 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Democrats have their hands in their own pockets.

Anonymous said...


it's so cold...

i have to open my frig to warm up

Anonymous said...

teenage black kids are pulling their pants up.

Anonymous said...

Their pants fall down because they have your stuff in their pockets.

Anonymous said...

It's so cold that Al Gore has to use 2 candles in each room to heat his house.

Anonymous said...

Its so cold, instead of hemorrhoids, you get Polaroids.

Anonymous said...

9:03 WINS!

Anonymous said...

It's so cold I actually enjoyed it when a waitress spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap.

Anonymous said...

i think 7:56 wins and 9:03 is 2nd

Anonymous said...


IT'S SO COLD THAT EVEN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS COULDN'T GET INTO A HEATED ARGUMENT.

IT'S SO COLD THAT INSTEAD
OF THE FINGER, NEW YORKERS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER THE MITTEN.

Anonymous said...

I set my beer outside on the deck so that I could save room in the refrigerator. It's so cold outside, that when I went to get a beer, I had to warm it up so that I could drink it!

JoeAlbero said...

anonymous 10:51, That's alcohol abuse. :-)

Anonymous said...

Its so cold the smoke froze in the chimney so I had to shoot my shotgun up the chimney to get the smoke out.

Anonymous said...

It's so cold that if Delmarva had a mountain we could hold the Olympics here. Did you look at the 10 day highs for Sochi?

Anonymous said...

its colder than a witches tit

Anonymous said...

Pam Anderson was downgraded from "hot" to "tepid".Thats how cold it is.

Anonymous said...


Lots of funny comments!

I had to knit mittens and a scarf for a shivering polar bear I saw.

Anonymous said...

My wee-wee shrank

Anonymous said...

Where is that Global Warming Al Gore...

Anonymous said...

LOL 7:44!

Anonymous said...

Its so cold Congress has their hands in their own pockets instead of ours.

Anonymous said...

It's so cold I saw two beagles trying to jump start a rabbit!

Anonymous said...

I have seen colder weather. I remember back in the day when it was so cold I hollered for the kids to come in from outside and my words weren't heard till the spring thawed them out.

Anonymous said...

My dog got stuck to the fire hydrant

Anonymous said...

Its so cold eskimo fathers say "Take better care of that jacket, there are freezing people on Delmarva!"