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Friday, June 29, 2012

Obamacare

The fate of Obamacare will play a big role in the Presidential election, but what about the looming threat of an alien invasion? A new survey by National Geographic found that 65% of Americans believe President Obama could better handle an alien invasion of Earth than Mitt Romney. But Romney will likely tout his credentials in saving Earth from an alien invasion by assuring the American people that he knows some alien spaceship owners.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Before long our planet will be so incredibly screwed up that only aliens will be able to save it.

Anonymous said...

Obama is an illegal alien so he should know what to do!