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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

STUDENT WHO WAS GIVEN 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol I would have gave him a gold star for being original.

Bullard Construction said...

Sooo, everybody .."Think Outside The Box!" But if you dare to, you fail the course! All answers were correct on this exam

Anonymous said...

he's not following the teachings of the overlords! thus he will fail for not getting in line and following the herd! Todays current education system has failed this individual!

Anonymous said...

Makes for a funny story, but this would never be an exam in any course.

Anonymous said...

Makes for a funny story, but this would never be an exam in any course.

January 11, 2012 8:18 AM

Oh my lord. Remove that stick up your butt and laugh.