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Monday, September 19, 2011

After 40 Years Of Marriage

After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on:  neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.  The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.  Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yelp! Sounds just like them!

Anonymous said...

Them?
Therapists, or wives?

Anonymous said...

Them? Therapists, or wives? DUH, it sounds exactly like husbands! Except with mine you would have to replace the fishing with golf...