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Friday, April 01, 2011

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!


Oh, come on now, did you really think for a split SECOND that I would let all those lost animals down!

While MANY have popped a cork and started celebrating, Joe Albero isn't going anywhere.

There is much work to be done. We have accomplished so much over the years, I'm NOT letting ANYONE down.

As for the Sheriff's Department, States Attorneys Office and Department Heads within the City of Salisbury and Wicomico County, I can't thank these fine people enough. They work tirelessly, some times throughout the night and even days at a time without any sleep. They're paid peanuts for their dedication and service to our communities and while we rag on them every so often, I personally respect what they do and the pressures their under.

In closing, NO ONE is going to try to scare me into calling it quits, I just don't work that way. Never have, never will.

To ALL You Cult Members Out There...

YOU'VE BEEN BLOGGED!

Now get back to work!

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear it!

Anonymous said...

you got me Joe, thanks for all your hard work, and telling it like it is.

chelsea reid said...

You sir surely know how to drag in a few more views for the day

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

joe since you have decided to continue try something new and different,lose the ego,try to bring people together,post real news not useless crap its ok to be a voice of something stop being so one sided. if you truly want to help delmarva then use your brain and think before you blog.you may find more people will take your site seriously.

conservative mommom said...

Thank GOODNESS!!! This blog is where I get all my news. Keep up the good work!

Phil said...

I didn't think I could be fooled today. LOL Go get em Joe.

12:07- Ego is what sometimes makes a person real. I think people have been brought together. Read the top of his blog. THIS SITE IS OPINIONATED ONLY!! If you can read.

Joe, many take your site seriously. I don't always agree with you like many others, but, that is part of having an opinion. I'm still an avid reader. Keep up the good work.

Good April Fool's joke.

Anonymous said...

You've pissed off JT and the boys!!! Shanie was celebrating at McDonalds when I saw her .

Anonymous said...

Darn I was waiting for my kids to fool me and.... you sure did the trick. Keep up the good work Joe. Barb

Anonymous said...

I didn't even think about it being April Fool's.
SOOOOO VERY GLAD YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!
Thank you!!

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you had sheriff Lewis sweating on that one Joe. Glad its not true.

Anonymous said...

I knew it wasn't true, but I popped a cork anyway - Joe would never leave with so few words.

Anonymous said...

I think you better get a peace order against some of your haters. I know of some who are coming after you. I understand one offered a $1000 to anyone who pied you in the face! So it could be YOUTUBED!

Joseph Albero said...

Hey Jonathan, grow up and shut up. Your comments aren't welcome here and will never see the light of day. I know, here's a thought. Try to survive without any mention of Joe Albero, my Wife and Family and see if anyone comes to your site. YOU CAN'T because you are obsessed with us. Come on Jonathan, try it and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

I was scared for half a second, but then I knew it HAD to be a joke! Thanks for not leaving :)

FOR THE PEOPLE said...

Joe, on my last post I wasn't sure if you were serious or not. Glad to see it was a prank.

Offer still stands about help if you need it

Smallsbury_Steak said...

Ok ok ok...A-hole, you got me!!

But I should have known better than to think that you would actually quit (especially with the election coming up!) so the joke is truly on me.

Thanks for doing what you do! Keep up the dedication and I'll keep reading.

Anonymous said...

12:07
No disrespect meant but this is Joe's blog. If you would like things a different way start your own.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you got me!! I was thinking to myself while reading your earlier post, "I can't believe he is going to let that crazy family beat him!" I should have known better than that, what a relief.;)

Unknown said...

you got me glad your sticking around this is where I get a lot of my news good one!

Anonymous said...

so glad this was an april fools prank. keep up the good work. you got me good.

Anonymous said...

Joe, You sure fooled me And after I told my wife shee said I bet it was an April fools joke and if true she wondered what I would do without Joe's blog site. Thank God it was April fools and now I can enjoy my day knowing you are not going anywhere. Ever sine I met you ringing the bell at Sam's and we spoke I have nothing but praise and respect for all you do. May God bless you Joe and keep up the good work, even though it takes its toll on you and your family. Your friend and supporter, whew the new blog made my day!

Anonymous said...

All the people that state they don't ALWAYS agree with Joe need to stop saying that.... THIS IS A CULT... we must agree with him on everything sheeeeesh people lol.

Anonymous said...

Too funny 1:05! I'm so glad it was all a joke. To all my fellow Salisbury News Cult Members-
HAPPY ARPIL FOOLS DAY!

Anonymous said...

Joe,

My mom emailed me, she called me. She was so upset that you were quitting your blog. I knew it was a joke, but I’ve kept stringing her along.

It’s good to know you have fans out there.

Anonymous said...

Interesting how quick all the Joe "haters" commented on your April's Fool announcement, just goes to show that like you or hate you that all still READ you. I don't always agree with everything you say or do, but this is still America. Say what you want as long as you still have the freedom to say it.

Joseph Albero said...

anonymous 2:00, If you only knew how many were rejected!

Anonymous said...

You got me! This was the first chance I had this afternoon to bring up your blog.
I'm so glad to see it was a joke!!!!
Now I'm still lmao!!! I needed this laugh today! Thank you!!!

Anonymous said...

Why don't we all dress up as "lemmings" for Halloween?

Anonymous said...

ill will give you crdit. im glad you are finally printing the naysayers (i have been a couple of those comments recently, admittedly). feels better this way so there can be conflict resolution if needed.

appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Cant wait until next week with elections coming up.

Anonymous said...

I have a question. When all was well and good between Joe and the Foxwell's all the anti Albero blogs were trashing the Foxwell's, saying the most terrible even sexual things. Why did Roberta just single out Joe?

Anonymous said...

4:18
I would probably say because Joe tells the truth. The truth hurts sometimes and they don't want to hear it.

Anonymous said...

4:18
because Roberta is Grinch's maw maw
He wrote the speech for her. Every word was if he was standing right there saying it himself

Anonymous said...

I just so find it so ironic that that Delusional site said the absolute most horrible things about Jennifer Foxwell and the rest of the family. Delusional site gives the link to Julie Brewington, Jonathan Taylor and Billy and Stephanie Burke's sites.
Now this group is Roberta's biggest fan base. It's clear Roberta is being used by them. If she can't see it I sure as heck can.

CultLemming said...

Joe, I would LOVE a shirt that says "Proud SBYNews.com Cult Member--Reading the truth since 2004" Bet you could make a fortune for your charitable programs! It would drive Weschlser CRAZY (well, crazier than she already is)! Could this be done?

Anonymous said...

Why don't we all dress up as "lemmings" for Halloween?

2:18 PM

Because that would be childish.

Anonymous said...

I believe i tasted my heart when i saw your prank.People hate you because they dont love the truth.

slf said...

(Edit: Darn it, darn it, DARN IT, and fridge it! Joe)
I guess I'm am naive because I took it to heart that you were really shutting down! It takes a genuine family and a guy like you to put up with all the trash that they have had put upon you; so I could understand why you could have said "enough." I am a 3-4 time a day reader, and was really distraught at the thought of not being able to get current news. You are our only source of anything relatively current on the happenings around here. In the end "you got me... and good!" I am so happy you are still here with us; and I mean that with all my heart. You are a valuable addition to our community; and honestly I don't know how else we would get our news. My family and I appreciate you and your family's unselfish dedication to our communities; and your obscene, ignorant detractors can just go dig a swamp hole in Somerset, Wicomico, and Worcester Counties until they find the bottom.