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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"Secret" To A Long Life


A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
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"Forty," she replied

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You have agree with me , she looks exactly like that women who is head of the city council "Smith".