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Sunday, February 11, 2018

Little League Pregame Speech ("your dad's a loser")

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

No participation trophies with this guy or for his players. I'm sure the "losers" won't like it.

Anonymous said...

Another dad living through his child who was probably a failure in high school sports. Children this age need to be taught skills.

Ed said...

He is a 💩

Anonymous said...

"Talk to your English teacher here - Gooder on 3".
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Snowflakes do take note, you are either 1st or last. There is no 2nd place, that's the 1st LOSER!

God help us!

Anonymous said...

It was okay up until he started calling their Dad's loser's, Trying to diminish someones parent is step one in the grooming process for a child molester.

Anonymous said...

Loser coach!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Another dad living through his child who was probably a failure in high school sports. Children this age need to be taught skills.

February 5, 2018 at 11:46 AM

Agreed. This dad is probably coaching to make sure that his son gets to start. He needs to be thrown out of the league and banned from coaching.

Anonymous said...

He reminds me of those losers coaching the Parkside High School baseball team. Who the hell picked those clowns?

Anonymous said...

He slipped up and said "gooder" and then played along pretended that he wanted to say it the whole time. The kids are smarter than him and corrected him while he tried to play it off.

Anonymous said...

It's all satire. There's a whole series of this "little league coaches" speech. The kids are in on it. The bloopers for these are hilarious.

And "gooder" looks to be a slogan for a local company.

Funny videos.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It was okay up until he started calling their Dad's loser's, Trying to diminish someones parent is step one in the grooming process for a child molester.

February 5, 2018 at 1:52 PM

Well I'm not sure about the "child molester" part. Can you cite your sources.

Anonymous said...

My kids play travel baseball and high school baseball and those coaches do the same thing.

One of the travel ball coaches would make the kids line their gear bags on the ground right behind the dugout to so the dads couldn't stand behind the dugout and talk to their kids. Instead of coming up with some good conversation and letting the parents know that they are a distraction during the game he did that stupid crap.

Anonymous said...

to many individuals like this out there. He's supposed to be teaching skills and a love for the game to kids that young. so if they lose, was it because of their play or his lack of coaching skills? as for winning or losing I guess it's how you define it. I'll lose the battle to win the war!
but then there's a difference between working with marines and little children!
total loser!

Anonymous said...

Relax its a joke. Its a spinoff of Kent Murphy and he is funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

3:52
I believe 1:52 is the source!

Anonymous said...

Bill cropper!! Need I say more??

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Bill cropper!! Need I say more??

February 5, 2018 at 7:15 PM

Byan Hollaman?

Coach Dolbert?

Anonymous said...

"We are gooder" "hands in, now touch your english teacher" WTf

Anonymous said...

This guy needs to be fired he talks to the players like their stupid, he's the stupid one. There is no indication what so ever that he has the ability to lead and be a role model, you can teach winning a game without all the mean remarks when they don't have the answer he is going for, he is the one that doesn't have a clue.

Anonymous said...

There all out of the same mold. Daubert font know where that slob came from