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Tuesday, December 05, 2017

This Will Break Your Heart...

Dallas TX - A 7 year old boy was at the center of a court room drama yesterday when he challenged the court’s ruling of who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and was initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beats him more than his parents, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he should live with his grandparents, the boy cried and then stated they beat him also.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life for them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA!!!

Anonymous said...

Ah, but these days no one much cares thanks to the NFL kneelers!

Anonymous said...

not funny at all!

Anonymous said...

I was crying reading this....I've never had children and always wanted to adopt. :-(

Anonymous said...

OMG, I will take him, poor baby, this is so sad !

Anonymous said...

You have too thin skin. Stay away from windows and doors and TVs and pretty much anything but your closet.

Anonymous said...

at first I didnt think I would be able to read it, but I steeled myself and got the best laugh I've all day! Hilarious!

LadyLiddy said...

Anon 3:08 - finally someone else got it! I thought I was losing my mind!!