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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Bill And Hillary Clinton Finally Sell Hamptons Mansion

It’s been a rough 12 months for Grandma Never-Gonna-Be-President. First she lost to Donald Trump. And let me repeat that, because it always makes me smile: Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump.* LOL! Then she wrote a book about it, and everybody made fun of the title What Happened. Which is dumb because it’s their fault she lost, not hers. Now, all the booze in the world won’t kill the pain. And she can’t even appoint herself President of the Environment, because that’s Al Gore’s job. Life has been unfair to Hillary Clinton!

But finally there’s a glimmer of good news. Cameron Cawthorne, Washington Free Beacon:

Bill and Hillary Clinton’s summer vacation rental home in the Hamptons sold for $29 million after sitting under contract for nearly two years…

The roughly 10,000-square-foot East Hampton, N.Y. property is on 1.25 acres with 200 feet of ocean frontage. It contains eight bedrooms, all of which have en suite bathrooms, a formal dining room and six fireplaces…

The identity of the buyer has not been determined.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can help her out and buy some of those 1200$ book tour tickets.

Anonymous said...

Couple ole folks trying to make ends meet. Hopefully she will get her church so she and he can hear the rustling of dollar bills being throw in the collection plate. While preaching, she should thank GOD that now President Donald J. Trump helped get her in the position up front and not in the cheap seats.

Anonymous said...

I'll venture a guess; she sold it to Maxine Waters so she can yap from the east coast.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Clinton Foundation may be having a cash flow problem!
Joyous! Glad to hear this!

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear this good news for the clinton's. Now we won't have to hear "woe is me,we are soooo poor", any more.

Anonymous said...

OMG can you imagine how much fumigating will need to be done to make the place livable after those two sleaze bags were there?

Anonymous said...

To whom ever buys it fumigate,pest control, have a priest chase out any demons, and look for any left over Hillary e-mails!