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Sunday, June 25, 2017

"FIRST FAMILY"

While I'm sure all of you can just imagine what I wanted to add to this title, I'll just leave that up to you in comments instead.

Let me see if I can recall deep into my memory bank to an old saying by Max Klinger on M*A*S*H*. "If I had a dog with your face I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards". That being said Jake, there's my answer.

As for the "First Family" crap, I really think you have some mental issues. WOW!

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salisbury's First Family? Are you serious? This has to be a joke. What in the hell?

Anonymous said...

So...the debate? And who the Hell is the first family we are talking about? Thought that was the President and Mrs. Trump. I must be missing something Timothy Asshat

Anonymous said...

Whenever there is a debate between a puppy or a baby the answer is surely neither. But definately not a baby!

Anonymous said...

Forget the puppy, forget the baby how about getting a clue on the horrible city Salisbury has become. Liberals ruin cities.

Anonymous said...

I would never curse a kid with that sort of dysfunctional family. On the other hand, I hate to think of a puppy subjected to that environment either!

Thally Thaid said...

......Well that sure knocked out my front teeth

Looks like this is between Tim and Jake - what's it got to do with you or me?

Anonymous said...

First tosser.

Blogging Guru Pro said...

Its just a joke! m I right?

JoeAlbero said...

12:14, are you blind or just illiterate? Jake is asking the public a question and looking for their decision, a dog or a baby. THAT is what it has to do with everyone else, (you or me).

Anonymous said...

Poor Mrs. Day. I would be horrified if my husband acted liked this.

Anonymous said...

Gay men don't have babies.
They might adopt a baby in today's messed up world, but they do not "have babies".

Come on folks.
This is silly.

Paladin said...

Mayor Day,

Please concentrate on the problems that plague your city instead of the cutesy attempt to endear others to you. You will have plenty of issues to address with your new hires, as they have neither the experience nor common sense to be any support to you, let alone the problems your predecessor left you. What you posted is showmanship, not politics.

Regards,


Paladin

brigantine said...

Just another dumb-arse with no english skills.

Jake, Day's (possessive) <> Days (plural)

it's pretty simple stuff, really.

Anonymous said...

The plural of Day is Days, not Day's.

Anonymous said...

Don't they already have 2 babies? Not another one this soon.

Anonymous said...

He should purchase a plant, perhaps a cactus. That way their will be another "prick" in the Day household.

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show you the level at which he reveres himself.
It is a hard fall off that pedestal. Just ask Ireton.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't he just ask Ireton. I am sure the two of them could produce something stupid.

Anonymous said...

What the heck is wrong with this jerk? Does he think a baby is equivalent to a pet?

Anonymous said...

So low class and white trashy but what is to be expected. A child or a dog isn't a thing to take a poll on. They are both serious decisions and should not be taken lightly. It's no one's decision but those involved. They should know best and if they need to ask people they shouldn't have either. What the hell kind of parent asks this. Again not surprising considering the source. Where in the hell do people like this come from is the important question.

Anonymous said...

Very very very disturbing to say the least. They should not even consider a child or a puppy. These people are not normal.

Anonymous said...

How about he gets his tubes tied lol.

Anonymous said...

woof.

Anonymous said...

First family huh? Thought that was Adam and Eve. Does this guy have issues with visions of grandeur? Frankly I would be embarrassed to admit I was mayor of Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

If Jake still lives on Terri Court, he should consider owning his own home instead of living in Mom & Dad's house. He can't make sound financial decisions for himself, much less the City of Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

Mayor if you have to ask. Neither one!! your incompetent!!
P.S. I hate grammer nazis. So Not impressed by your master of the english language.

Anonymous said...

I really enjoy the grammar classes on this site (site is a place, sight is the ability to see or visualize) other than that, I think it's a decision of the family whether they want another child or pet, not a voting decision from the public.

brigantine said...

At least this grammar nazi isn't anonymous.

Unlike the uneducated, bitter people who resent those who do have command of the language.

If you took that anger and energy to actually learn something. You might not be so bitter.

Just a thought.

aah, disregard, not worth the effort, right? But then you knew that.

Anonymous said...

Mommy's baby, Daddy's maybe!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Thally Thaid said...
......Well that sure knocked out my front teeth

Looks like this is between Tim and Jake - what's it got to do with you or me?

June 19, 2017 at 12:14 PM

That should be "you or I."

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Jake still lives on Terri Court, he should consider owning his own home instead of living in Mom & Dad's house. He can't make sound financial decisions for himself, much less the City of Salisbury.

June 19, 2017 at 5:26 PM

DAMN!! Busted!!

Anonymous said...

NOT happy about "first family" remark either. Who the hell does he think he is?

Anonymous said...

IDIOT!

Anonymous said...

Ignore 9:32. Just another sailboating liberal with nothing better to do than worry about grammar on a blog where people are often typing posts from phones.

brigantine said...

7:13, Apparently, liberal is the catch-all insult for you, then? That's nice. Not even close, but it reflects your overall ignorance.

The term is sailing. And for the record, it was my english skills, ability to self teach, attention to detail and the ability to discern quality that allowed me to build an income stream capable of acquiring and supporting a sailboat.

So go ahead, tell me again how that's a bad thing?

Anonymous said...

He just added two babies to the "first family".... only he called them deputy city admininstrators.

Anonymous said...

11:10, That is SO funny!

Anonymous said...

I nominate Brigantine to breed with Jake seems like the perfect mix! If it takes that is.

Anonymous said...

He's a snowflake

Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not a resident with Day in charge. What a hack. Get a pitbull............You will need it someDAY putz.

I Threw Up My Lemonade When I Saw This On Your Blog! said...

More delusional garbage from Jake for public relations purposes. Just silliness and irrelevant. Think anyone in town looking for a job really gives a rip whether he gets a dog or a kid? Plus declaring himself as Salisbury's first family, could he be anymore of a narcissistic pig if he tried?