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Thursday, March 03, 2016

Judge Signs Off On Settlement That Will Ensure Subway’s Footlong Sandwiches Measure Up

Our national nightmare is nearly over: the so-called “Footlong” sandwich from Subway will finally have to measure up to a full 12 inches in length. 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very interesting , I guess the judge has nothing better to do than insure you get a foot long sandwich. WTF is going on in this country?

Anonymous said...

Another national crisis solved! It is good to know that our government is on top of these important issues. The world may burn, but our sandwiches won't be 1/4" undersized.

Anonymous said...

The judge is a woman. Size matters....

Anonymous said...

Billy's eye-tal-yen sub in OC (way longer than 12 inches) crushes Subway!!!

There is no competition at all!

Anonymous said...

I'm done with SubWay and their stale bread and old slimy processed deli meats. Jersey Mike's might cost a little more, but it is always freshly sliced right in front of you, stuffed to the max, and way more tasty than Subway. As a matter of fact, my opinion, almost anybody who makes subs, makes a better sub than Subway. Subway's subs could be 14" long, but that would only be more of a bad sub.

Anonymous said...

subway makes a nice bread sandwich, if they could put some meat on it they would really have something

Anonymous said...

Gordy tiger mart subway on rt 50 east is terrible and the one on 50 west is no better both have rude employees and stale bread and sweaty deli meat.
If you want a good subway sandwich go to the one in hebron on 50 west at the shore stop nice young ladies glad to help and fresh and non sweaty meat.