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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Adam And Eve

When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

Share with those women who u want to give a smile ..... and open-minded men !!


Anonymous said...

And with it and the curiousity it grew, she ate of the apple and screwed us forever.
Of course, if that hadn't happened, we'd be overrun by aliens by now.

Anonymous said...

In defense of men... (I'm a women) I have one of those and he has a brain and he is wonderful. I think I'll keep him. (Grin)

Bubba said...

7:10, If he has a brain, maybe he can hint that you are a "woman" and more than one of you would be called "women".

But, maybe that would be over both your heads...