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Saturday, January 11, 2014

DUI Suspect Hid 19 Pieces Of Jewelry, Marijuana And Socket Wrench In His Rectum

HEIDLEBERG TOWNSHIP, Pa. - In early December, 18-year-old Christopher Scheller was heading eastbound on Old Hanover Rd when he lost control of his vehicle and slid off the road into a tree. Although his injuries were non-life threatening, a responding officer summoned medical personnel to the scene and Scheller was transported to York Hospital.

Upon closer examination of the crash scene, the officer found evidence suggesting Scheller may have been intoxicated. The officer then headed to York Hospital to have a chat with the suspect.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't EVER ask to borrow any tools from this clown!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I understand the jewelry and, who doesn't keep a socket wrench handy... but weed, man? Come on man.

Anonymous said...

Or lend any to him.

Or take a hit from his pipe. Eeeew.