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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Egypt’s Top Judge Wants to Chop Off the Hands of Thieves

Quickly. Obama needs to ship more free F-16s to Egypt in case those thieves develop some really large hands.

Ahmad Al-Zind is the head of the Egyptian Judges Social Club, which isn’t really a social club but a complicated way for Egyptian judges to avoid government control. So he’s officially unofficial and he was originally linked to Mubarak. Oh and the Egyptian Judges Social Club will be overseeing the referendum on the Islamist Constitution.

And he’s cheerfully talking about an Islamic system that would lead to the hands of thieves being chopped off and raped women requiring four witnesses.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think this is a wonderful idea for this country. Better than jail and much cheaper for our tax payers.
You see the muslims had one good idea.
Also I would like to see us behead people who murder.

Anonymous said...

Go for it!

Anonymous said...

since some of you seem to get all hot and bothered by the idea of cruel and unusual punishment, you really should relocate to one of these countries.

Anonymous said...

We execute shoplifters in the parking lot of Walmart

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We execute shoplifters in the parking lot of Walmart

December 13, 2012 8:19 AM

I bet she won't shoplift again. Hope that officer gets an award.