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Monday, November 19, 2012

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD


1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out



Put your tongue back in fool.


10 Things I know about you... 

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

#11-You are going to play this whole thing off like you did'nt read it.You just hate admitting how predictable you really are.

Anonymous said...

#12 you are an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Great Joe. Just Great. I did all those things just like you said I would. LOL ;)

Anonymous said...

12:46-so did 12:02!!

Anonymous said...

dont get cant breath with your tongue out I certainly can