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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

THE HOUSE THAT OBAMA BUILT


This is the house that Obama built

These are the firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the media that didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

These are the crony big business concerns
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

These are the blessed condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

These are the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the priest who was made to reform
That married the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

These are the people all tattered and torn
That once trusted the priest who was made to reform
That married the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the gas that was made out of corn
That used to be food for those tattered and torn
That once trusted the priest who was made to reform
That married the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

This is the clunker tooting its horn
That was fueled by the gas that was made out of corn
That used to be food for those tattered and torn
That once trusted the priest who was made to reform
That married the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus out of turn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are the blessed condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born


WTH!

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

this is very good.