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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Study Confirms Your Worst Fears About Public Potties

No. 1: A new study on the germ orgies going down in America’s public restrooms truly puts the “P” in repulsive, repugnant and “Hey, how awesome are my Depends?”

No. 2: If you can, maybe just hold it until you get home.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Humanity is just filthy another study found theater and restaurant seats to be chocked with fecal matter from our flatulent fellow man. Money was the filthiest you would think some terrorist would catch on and just infect money with a bio-hazard.You think the free sanitizer wipes for your shopping carts is marketing......think again.I wont even go into the nasty STDs you teenage kids are spreading.

Anonymous said...

So true 7:11
and around here you have people so big they can't wipe or wash their dirty bits walking around in sweat pants smelling like a urine basted ham smoked in an out house with a yeast infection

Anonymous said...

8:04 PM

You are just nasty.

Anonymous said...

Ew gross. I just lost my appetite for breakfast. Barf.