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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Sources Say N.J. Gov Won't Run

Sources close to Chris Christie tell Fox News that the Republican New Jersey governor has decided, once and for all, not to run for president in 2012.

From Fox News

6 comments:

Alex said...

He should run against diabetes and obesity.

Anonymous said...

"Of course I'm up for it! LET'S DO IT!!!!"
- NJ Governor Chris Christie mishearing White House for Waffle House

Anonymous said...

I heard he was planning on having a Philly Cheesesteak as his Vice

Anonymous said...

"After consulting my dearest friends mayo and cookie batter I have decided not to pursue the waffle house" -Chris Christie

Anonymous said...

Ok you guys Christie is a little heavy,but what about Michelle Obamas fat A$$

Anonymous said...

Exactly 439PM. She certainly is nothing special to look at. As a matter of fact, not pretty at all!!!! MOOOOOOchelle!!!