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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

New Welfare Concept

Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese, and all the powdered milk you can haul away.  If you want steak and frozen pizza ..... get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings .... get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime, and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360 .... get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”;

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before you say this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago when taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

Alfred W. Evans, Gatesville, Texas

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where's the "like" button? I would love to see that happen.....just for starters!

Tidewaterbound said...

Bravo! ((applause--loud and long))

Anonymous said...

Your one step from cleansing. Hummm.

Anonymous said...

Amen!!

Anonymous said...

Alfred for prez...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Your one step from cleansing. Hummm.

8:23 AM

You're an idiot. All this guy is doing is making people be accountable and responsible. I agree with everything he wrote. Why should someone on welfare eat better than me, drive a better car than me, and in general have better things than me? I work, pay taxes, and have to support lazy bums that won't get off their duffs to do anything to change their circumstances. It's high time that we make these people do something in exchange for the money they get.

Anonymous said...

YES>rice beans and cheese go a long way.....Make them work it off..There would be a lot less users...AMEN>>>>>

Anonymous said...

No the people who think you can make them acountable is the idiot. You cant even get your elected politicians to be acountable, let alone this group. The bottom line is all they do is take and the world would be better off without them, its a harsh reality but is the way it is.

Anonymous said...

LOVED IT!!

Anonymous said...

Amen! It's aggravating to go into Sam's Club on a budget, while food stamp shoppers peruse the steak and king crab leg coolers for their dinner. Then they buy steamed crabs with food stamps (with the nominal cash steaming fee of course).
Don't forget the sale of extras to by whatever else we want.

Anonymous said...

You all sound jealous, your lives that bad?

Anonymous said...

10:54, No, not jealous, just sick of watching welfare moochers work the system while regular hard working Americans struggle to make ends meet.

Anonymous said...

anonymous 10:54, you must be on welfare!! so you dont like someone telling the truth and everything that you get handed to you.. heaven forbid it get taken away and you having to get a job