Knuckleheads In The News

A) This Pittsburgh car thief claimed he was taking a truck for a test drive, but then never came back. Too bad the man left his driver's license behind at the dealership, in return for the keys. He now faces theft charges.
 
B) A Florida corrections officer decided to smuggle drugs to an inmate, in a sub sandwich. Apparently the inmate promised the officer a bottle of tequila in exchange for the drugs. The officer was caught, and now faces a number of charges.
 
C) This Illinois man plowed down 41 mailboxes, and in the process, left his car bumper behind, with his license plate still attached. One of the mailbox victims found the bumper, and called police. Police say the man said he hit the boxes out of frustration. He was arrested.

D) A Delaware man broke into a house, but couldn't get back out. The house was empty when he climbed in through a window. Police say the man stayed for a few days, drank several bottles of gin and whiskey, but then called 9-1-1 because he was too drunk to climb back out the window. He was taken to jail.