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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Truth Be Told!

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

"On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol this is priceless

Anonymous said...

I want socialism.

Anonymous said...

They wanted my wallet
They wanted my pay
I gave them my bullets
In the wrong sort-of way

They fell to the ground
Not a word could be heard
I called Bennie Smith
To pick up these turds

tedh said...

anon 11:48 - Get a job

Anonymous said...

Cute! But just like "Twas the Night Before Christmas", it's all a bunch of made up stuff that children believe!

Anonymous said...

Don't give up your day job.