People Questions and Answers
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
A: Take off your
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
A: On their
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Q & A From AARP
at 10/24/2018 03:00:00 AM