Q & A From AARP

People Questions and Answers
Q:  Where can single men over the age of 70 find   younger women who are interested in them?	A:  Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A:  Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can   finish the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to  live.
Q:  How can you increase the heart rate of your   over-70 year-old husband?	A:  Tell him you're   pregnant.
Q:  How can you avoid that terrible curse of the   elderly wrinkles?	A:  Take off your   glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet   and all those wrinkles on my face?	A:  Go bra-less. It will usually pull them   out!
Q:  Why should 70-plus year old people use valet   parking?	A:  Valets don't forget where they park your   car.
Q:  Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have  problems with  short term memory storage?	A:  Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it   is the problem.
Q:  As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:  Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye   glasses?	A:  On their   foreheads.
Q:  What is the most common remark made by 70-plus   year olds when they enter antique stores?	A:  "Gosh, I remember  these!"