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Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Q & A From AARP

 People Questions and Answers
Q:  Where can single men over the age of 70 find  
younger women who are interested in them?
A:  Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:  Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can  
finish the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to 
Q:  How can you increase the heart rate of your  
over-70 year-old husband?
A:  Tell him you're  
Q:  How can you avoid that terrible curse of the  
elderly wrinkles?
A:  Take off your  
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet  
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:  Go bra-less. It will usually pull them  
Q:  Why should 70-plus year old people use valet  
A:  Valets don't forget where they park your  
Q:  Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have 
problems with  short term memory storage?
A:  Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it  
is the problem.
Q:  As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:  Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye  
A:  On their  
Q:  What is the most common remark made by 70-plus  
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:  "Gosh, I remember 


Anonymous said...

switch to AMAC!

Anonymous said...

I'm in my eighties and yes it's all true.

Anonymous said...

Yes, It is True! What a good laugh !