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Thursday, August 03, 2017

NASA Is Hiring A Planetary Protection Officer And No This Is Not A Joke

Look, guys. I don’t know for sure whether or not aliens exist. But I do know that if they come after us, I want someone in charge of protecting the planet from harm. NASA wants that too, so they’re hiring a Planetary Protection Officer tasked with keeping us safe from outerspace threats. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the looney tune cartoon where the sheep dog and wolf/coyote clocked in to work each day.

Anonymous said...

Ok aleins are not real they are satanic!! GOD made us and no others period!!

Anonymous said...

Ok aleins are not real they are satanic!! GOD made us and no others period!!

Anonymous said...

Another waste of tax dollars.

James Maynard said...

I nominate Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. Something tells me this job is perfect for them.

Anonymous said...

It works both ways. Don't forget the Prime Directive.

Anonymous said...

Already here Hillary Clinton

Anonymous said...

? Government job, full benefits, retirement, low impact work, watching TV screens all day, traveling, waiting for LOL Aliens to attack ??
Ok sign me up!!!

Anonymous said...

Hope for the best, prepare for the weirdest.

Anonymous said...

We will end up wiping all life from the planet long before aliens or an asteroid get a chance.

Anonymous said...


Guardians of the Galaxy, call your office!

Steve said...

2:48, you are the first to qualify! Please go on to (click here) to claim your position!

Oh, we haven't got the link up yet, our NASA engineer is still trying to figure out how since we just hired him last week. We'll have a link up as soon as he's gone through job training!

P.S., Our job training Officer job has yet to be filled; it may be a few weeks before we can accommodate your request.

BTW, There are many jobs available at NASA, and we encourage all interested to apply!