Oh poor Michelle Obama, she is so oppressed. Being First Lady is practically like being a prisoner, or a slave! It’s a horrible life! You’re allowed to go on multi-million dollar vacations that you don’t pay a dime for, you wear designer clothes all time, you have a staff that waits on you hand a foot, it’s truly a trying life.
She faced so much racism being the most important woman in the United States, which had the GALL to elect a black man to the highest office in the land. It’s like living in the 1800s!
At least that’s how Mrs. Obama tells her side of the story.