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Friday, May 05, 2017

BREAKING: North Korea Claims ASSASSINATION Attempt

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is not exactly known for his stability, largely because of his frequently insane claims and threats with no bearing in reality. He’s now claiming that an assassination attempt was made against him by the United States and South Korea, despite there being absolutely no evidence to back up his claim.

The Korean Central News Agency, North Korea’s official state-run propaganda arm, said that the United States and South Korea joined together in a plot to assassinate Kim Jong Un using a “bio-chemical substance”. The two countries are accused of joining together with a “hideous terrorist group” to “commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership” during public events.

It was also claimed that a North Korean citizen joined in on the conspiracy, with the CIA and South Korean government officials giving the citizen weapons and money to carry out “state-sponsored terrorism”. The supposed plot allegedly began forming in 2014, with the ultimate assassination attempt taking place during a military parade. No actual date of the alleged attempt was given.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

My children, the end times are near. Obama's puppet masters, the teleprompter controllers, and the liberal deamons are here to take control for the reptilian demon aliens. Obama's reptilian brain chip told him to weaken the country for this moment.

Anonymous said...

oh boy, here we go ...

Anonymous said...

If we're gonna get accused of doing something like that anyway - we might just do it!

Anonymous said...

Damn they missed......should have sent Clint from Swamp People schoot'em Clint!!!!

Anonymous said...

I really do not believe we can "attempt" to take him out. I think if the plan was indeed put into place, it would have been finished. I do not feel our people who do these things fail... This is propaganda for his country men, nothing more.

Anonymous said...

Nuts much?

Anonymous said...

How attacked him a Big Mac

Anonymous said...

My child, prepare yourself. Obama and Hillary's brains have been chip implanted by the alien demons

Anonymous said...

Obama and his reptilian masters failed again. This, in addition to Hillary's hardware malfunction, is another indication of the end of days.

Anonymous said...

My rebellious child. You should know the lengths Obama will go !!!

Anonymous said...

I'm selling tin foil hats for $100 get them while they last!

Anonymous said...

He's giving in to his delusions. Now he's threatening China with attack. He is really a nut case. All the more reason to take him out. Too bad his generals are too gutless to do it. This is the last guy on the planet that needs to have nuclear weapons and a way to deliver them.

Anonymous said...

Did everyone seriously miss the "project decapitation" story in the news a few weeks back?Good lord people,pay attention.

Anonymous said...

To bad it isn't true he will kill millions if not put down.