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Monday, November 30, 2015


This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Syria, Iran, Pakistan and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.  

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. 

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any more presidents. 

 It's gonna get ugly folks.


Anonymous said...

Oh No, say it isn't true. We are doomed!!

Anonymous said...

Uber is getting rid of the cab drivers. 7-11 is a hole and is almost done. The rest of us can boycott their businesses.

Claudia Balzac said...

Many, if not most, are harmless Hindus and Sikh Indians, not Muslims.

Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Well I just hope to hell we just keep on meddling in everything about those countries then.

Anonymous said...

Don't confuse them with facts ms. ballsac.

Anonymous said...

Nobodys going to miss them, we'll make do just fine.