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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Local Authorities Warn Public Not To Eat Cheese From Overturned Truck On The Highway

Listen. I know how tempting free cheese is — grocery stores put away their samples when I come sniffing around — but no matter how badly you want to save cheese from the horrible fate of going uneaten, don’t do it. Officials in Alabama had to warn local residents not to scoop up cheese strewn across the road after a truck overturned on the highway. 


Anonymous said...

I am willing to bet that the cheese will end up in some kind of food.America is not going to loose money even if it kills us.

Anonymous said...

Salvage. That means that one person rejects it and another gets it, often for a price. If they were serious about it they'd call it garbage.

Anonymous said...

It will be served at the jail.

Anonymous said...

Who can resist free cheese?