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Monday, October 20, 2014

Deanna Favre to QB for Green Bay!

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers next season.
 
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. Even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up and never run the offense of any team or played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, and man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported
 the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable or does it sound familiar to you? 
 
Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President and 50% of Democrats polled agreed.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her "career" of being Bill Clinton's wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House, my immediate thought was "So has the pastry chef."

When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed, by pretending terrorism had been defeated.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

deanna is hotter then hillary

Anonymous said...

Lassie is hotter than Hillary for pete sake.

Anonymous said...

2:22 So is Rin Tin Tin, Old Yeller, and Mr. Ed. And don't forget all those who play in The Walking Dead.

Anonymous said...

1:37, 2:22, and 2:59.....you guys kill me! ROTFLMFAO....

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Deanna's got my vote for president!

Anonymous said...

She has better qualifications to be QB than Ob' has to be Pres.

Anonymous said...

I think if Hilary gets in the President's office it will be almost as bad as the one who is there now. Almost--well, it could be just the same. We already know she doesn't mind lying in office. Think Bengazie (sp) and that whole cover up, and then the 6 million dollars that came up missing from the State Dept under her watch. I have never seen where that has been found. Yeah, could be another 4 years of just what we have now.