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Thursday, April 03, 2014

Smores Shortage This Summer

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st- I wanna know who had the job of sticking all those marshmallows on trees!

2nd- The "Agri Business Guy" is probably not far off. If someone in the US Senate saw this, they would probably give them money.

3rd- #2 is sad. The US is so screwed.

Anonymous said...

Tell Obama, he will declare a disaster area and they will get federal aid. I feel so sorry for these people that took the risk of planting these trees and lost there money. Obama should get down there right away and save these people.

Anonymous said...

Obama will bail them out.

Anonymous said...

I ordered 2 marshmallow trees from a late night infomercial ad.When they arrived I promptly planted planted both in my back yard and watered them.It's been 2 years and I haven't picked one single marshmallow off of either tree.I was hoping for some of those huge ones like grocery stores started selling a while back,but no such luck.

Anonymous said...

He should convert the farm into raising dental floss.

Anonymous said...

I had a toilet paper tree,but every time a snowstorm was predicted people snuck into my yard and stole me blind.I feel sorry for people who own milk cows.