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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Bravest’s New Squeeze: Strangle-Case Transgal

Now they’ve both been acquitted of throttling transsexuals.

Kinky FDNY hunk Taylor Murphy, who successfully fought off felony strangulation charges brought by his jealous, blond, pre-op transsexual ex-girlfriend, is now dating another woman wannabe with a far more serious strangulation on her rap sheet.

Brunette pre-op transsexual Wanda Batista, 32, was all smiling and supportive of Murphy as she walked arm-in-arm with him at Manhattan Supreme Court last week, batting her eyelashes and calling him her “giant teddy bear.”

But in December 2004, the towering Batista was tried on charges she had fatally choked her transsexual pimp — and in a bizarre karmic twist, Batista was acquitted by a Brooklyn jury, just as her beefy fireman would be in Manhattan eight years later.

4 comments:

Bkln said...

What BIG hands your girlfriend has...lol

Anonymous said...

yeah!, "she's" got some real melon crushers there!!

Anonymous said...

sounds like they were meant for each other

Anonymous said...

I know for a fact that the FF in NYC are ribbing him,look at his face.