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Saturday, September 01, 2012

I'm Going Broke, HELP!


My Wife said, it's been months since we've had Marissa, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING! I thought I'd tag along in the hopes of saying, nah, that doesn't look good, depending on the price tag, of course. Guess what, THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL!

Here I was thinking, the Park, maybe some amusement rides, you know, fun Family things, NOT! What is it with women that shopping for clothes is more important?????

In the mean time, my Brokers are off for the entire Holiday weekend, so I can't ask them to freeze my accounts and I'm in desperate trouble. Can ANYONE help me!!!!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe, tell Jennifer that Marissa needs a pony.

Anonymous said...

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!! So glad to see you and your softer side. She is such a beautiful little angel. When she wakes up from her sleepy nap I'm certain she will have some new toys too. HINT She needs a baby doll and stroller to push her in.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you are really suffering in that picture Joe, NOT~! : )

I'm sure Jennifer knows to bring the crow bar with her when shopping with you, yes, to get your wallet out~! LoL

Anonymous said...

Joe, I find it helpful to take a chair along on these trips! Just set yourself up just inside the door, and wait. It takes a while!

Anonymous said...

You really need to make a stop at bella Grace on College Ave. they have the cutest little girl clothes anywhere. You won't like the prices, Joe, even though they're having a big sale. I guarantee you will find some things that are so extroidinarily cute on her that even you won't be able to exist. Besides that, it's an opportunity to shop local!

Anonymous said...

Oh boy Joe you are in trouble. If I remember correctly both of you have boys. That means Jennifer never had a girl to all that frilly stuff for. It's going to be an expensive weekend for you! GO Jennifer!

Anonymous said...

All the VOters in SALISBURY.This is the type of indivfidual you need for a MAYOR.

JoeAlbero said...

OK, STOP IT!!!!!

Your giving Jennifer ideas, like I might like this kind of stuff.

It has taken me more years than you can imagive to pull off the tough guy image and that if we spend a dollar we have to make four to replace it.

All those years of hard work GONE in one weekend. Back to the drawing board again.

Between us, Jennifer is in her glory. Yes, we have nothing but boys and 2 Grandsons. THANK GOD this Granddaughter lives in Annapolis and not the Eastern Shore.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

I heard the Centre at Salisbury is having a record sales day today. lol

Anonymous said...

I knew you had a soft side tucked away somewhere behind those eyes of yours! Go for it Jennifer! They are only little once. Hey Joe, if you think it's expensive now.....

Anonymous said...

Marissa needs a giant teddy bear wearing a Vote for My Grandpa t-shirt on it!

Ranger 3325 said...

Joe , General MacArthur once said the generals wife is the generals , general,looks like to me you have the general and sergeant major ! Suck it up troop and enjoy the beautiful gifts God gas given you .

Anonymous said...

At that age, you can shop at Dollar General...they'll outgrow their new clothes before you gettem hom....LOL...and how long have you been married you don't get women and shopping???

Anonymous said...

Ok Grandpa. Have you shopped until you dropped today?? I would ask you what you bought her, but I think the better question would be what didn't you buy her lol...

Anonymous said...

Clint Eastwood had a very important message to present at the recent RNC. The thing to remember is that this message is addressed to a National audience because the liberal agenda has gone on without being countered for too long. M A K E M Y D A Y! Ask yourself just how in the world your City ended up under they rule of some guy with abnormal sexual interests?

Anonymous said...

Mr. A., This is a great post. map

Anonymous said...

Yabba Dabba Do

Anonymous said...

Enjoy these moments. They go by way to fast.

Anonymous said...

Is it tough to type with that little girl wrapped around your little finger?

Anonymous said...

I second the pony suggestion! LOL