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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

CRAIG'S LIST AD

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIGS LIST.

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)


Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the s--- for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.

I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahah love it!!

Anonymous said...

I would NOT EVER disgace any WORKING piece of equipment by associating it with the inference of relation to our so called President. Even if it is a manure spreader, it has MORE character and common knowledge of this countrys' stature than he has Ever or EVER WILL have not to discount the fact he is surrounded by dolts and liars commonly known as his Cabinet and the Democratic party as a Whole. Case in point, Nancy Pelossi and Harry Reed.

Anonymous said...

How true!

Anonymous said...

There are quite a few more of these machines stored in the DC area.....