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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Appoints ‘Deer Czar’ Who Says Deer-Hunting Is Communist

If there is one thing Wisconsinites love, we are told, it is murdering poor defenseless Bambi with a gun. Democrats love shooting Bambi, Republicans love shooting Bambi, independents and children and cripples and ladies and men all LURVE killing them some deer. Sometimes for food, sometimes to preserve their public lands from deer overpopulation, sometimes to have dominion over all God’s beasts or something. This is the most bipartisan thing there could possibly be, in Wisconsin. So what did hero Governor Scott Walker do? He appointed as the state’s “deer czar” one Dr. James Kroll, who thinks public management of public lands is “the last bastion of Communism.” Better dead then red, derp!

The public lands Kroll despises include the state parks, state and national forests, and other publicly held property that hundreds of thousands of Wisconsinites—particularly in the northern part of the state—rely on for deer hunting. Hunters on public land may be surprised to discover that Walker regards their annual trek into a state forest as a radical left wing activity akin to marching in a May Day parade in Red Square. But so it is. If Kroll gets his way, public land hunters will get the shaft. The deer herd no longer would be managed as a public resource, but as the private property of wealthy landowners. Wisconsin will become like Europe, where hunting is the privilege of the wealthy.

Hmmm, it almost sounds as if all the “small-government conservatives” what love to kill stuff dead might get fucked over by voting for a “small-government conservative.” Wouldn’t that be rich!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is perfect! Non-paying freeloaders ought to lose their rights to free venison.

Move over losers. Let the public keep to themselves in their own tiny yards if that is all they can afford. They are crawling all over public land because they are poor. If they had wanted to live an outdoor life they should have stayed in school and bought their land like I did.
Land is too valuable to be a free- for-all like some public charity. It's not Gub'ment Cheese, Bubba.

Ignorant fools who haven't proven their value in the market place for the cool green have no right to enjoy life liberty or happiness of anything, especially unspoiled God's Land.

In contrast to them, I own lots of land. And rightfully so. I am a God appointed superior land manager to anything the DNR can do as a shoddy secular humanist public government program. Not like now on public land where valuable deer are killed practically for free. Poor, ignorant rednecks shoot at anything to fill their freezer. They ought to be buying feed lot meat. The public hoards of lazy, greedy, low class ignorant rednecks don't deserve to eat. They don't have jobs anyway.

I plan to buy up all the land I can get when the state sells off the public land at auction, fence people out, then sell quality hunts to high-quality, deserving guys who have stayed in school.