QUOTES OF THE DAY 2-25-12

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
― Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
― Groucho Marx

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
― Groucho Marx

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.”
― Groucho Marx

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.”
― Groucho Marx

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― Groucho Marx

“Whatever it is, I’m against it.”
― Groucho Marx